A list of puns related to "On The Buses"
The lady on the other end laughed at me and said "Dear... We don't operate a fleet of DeLoreans! All of our buses run on Diesel..."
Me: Hey, they’re stopping all the buses outside! Coworker: What! Why? Me: To let the people get off and on.
...and they have these little cardboard coin banks shaped like buses for families to take home. After the service we were all standing around, waiting for my mom to finish talking to people. I'm on my phone, when all of a sudden I hear something hit the ground between my feet. I look, and there's one of the cardboard buses between my feet, and my dad standing there with a huge grin. I look at him, confused.
"see what I did there?"
"what?"
"see what I did there?"
"no..."
"I threw the BUS under YOU!"
and he walked away dad-chuckling to himself.
well played, dad. well played.
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