A list of puns related to "On Record"
He only lives a stone's throw away
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
is he considered a recording artist?
I think she watches the highlights later.
But it didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It might be stupid, but it's a perfect 5/7, wood repost again.
He was de-throned.
So he put in a Rush order!
It’s my decision and it’s vinyl.
And now I'm no longer allowed in the library
Well then, I guess Singapore airlines did not get to CAPITALise on this capital to capital route
But my stylus is broken, so I can do neither.
I got vinyl flooring & vinyl siding
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
I think she watches the highlights later.
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