Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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👤︎ u/rhinobird
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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Coworker got my other coworker

I work at a pub and this was after hours when we were cleaning up.

Coworker 1: "Some guy tried to headbutt me tonight because I asked him to move whilst i was mopping"

Coworker 2: "Aha, what a nutter!"

Groans were had.

Not sure if it's just a UK thing, but 'nutting' someone is slang (I think) for headbutting someone.

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👤︎ u/Greenehh
📅︎ Sep 13 2014
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Dad keeping cookies and jokes in his back pocket

Dad grabbed some Nutter Butters and put them in his back pocket, then said, "I put the butt in Nutter Butter!" ...still not eating the cookie, dad

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📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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