26 Hilarious Northeastern India Puns

Results of a Singaporean Indian. Was told that my ancestors came from Pondicherry, Tamil Nadu but results came out as Bengali and Northeast Indian (specifically Northeastern regions of India) and a little bit of Northern Indian. Could there be a mistake? Why such a deviation?

Are the results for people with South Asian ancestry accurate? Can they be trusted? Here's the results:

Breakdown of South Asian ancestry

The rest of the results. Part 1

The rest of the results. Part 2

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👤︎ u/Eifand

📅︎ Jun 18 2021

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Lets take moment to remember Comrade Bishnu Prasad Rabha on his death anniversary. He was a revolutionary mass leader, cultural icon, and led many peasants movement from the northeastern part of India. He also fought in the freedom movement of India, envisioning a classless society.

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👤︎ u/intenseoud

📅︎ Jun 20 2021

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1) Blame China for COVID. 2) Attack Asian looking peoples in your neighbourhood even though they are not Chinese citizens. Similarities between attacks on Northeasterns in India and Asian Americans. reuters.com/article/us-he…

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👤︎ u/absolutecasserole1

📅︎ May 11 2021

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View of my hometown Aizawl, Mizoram. Located in the northeastern part of India.

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👤︎ u/naunautea

📅︎ May 15 2021

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Nagaland tribal elder from the Konyak Hills, northeastern India. (Image - Timothy Allen).

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👤︎ u/Dhorlin

📅︎ Jun 11 2021

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Chinese backed communist death squads in Northeastern India are alleged to be responsible for hundreds of political assassinations, forced disappearances and employment of inhumane torture methods, deepening the internal conflict that has ravaged the country for decades. thequint.com/voices/opini…

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👤︎ u/Kuro199

📅︎ May 21 2021

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These Centuries Old Handmade Living Root Bridges Formed By The Khasi Peoples In Northeastern India.

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👤︎ u/Anonymousfoxtrot

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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Category 4 Cyclone Amphan takes aim at northeastern India, Bangladesh, with life-threatening storm surge | The ‘super cyclonic storm’ is the most intense to form in the Northern Hemisphere this year, strongest on record in the Bay of Bengal. washingtonpost.com/weathe…

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👤︎ u/RevolutionaryCurve68

📅︎ May 19 2021

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (3.8 M, at 04:20 UTC, from www.seismicportal.eu)

> 🌏 भूकंप! Earthquake! 3.8 M, registered by NDI, 2021-05-31 04:20:50 UTC (daytime) Dhekiajuli, India (26.69, 92.35) ± 6 km likely felt 70 km away (in Nagaon, Mangaldoi, Sipajhar, Marigaon…) by 180100 people (www.seismicportal.eu)

^2021-05-31T04:36:39Z

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ May 31 2021

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TIL that in 2019, the largest known cave dwelling fish was discovered in a cave in Meghalaya in northeastern India. The largest individual fish found was in excess of 400mm (15.7in) and doesn’t have any eyes. The guy who found it thought “I’m going to need a bigger net.” nationalgeographic.com/an…

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👤︎ u/BigBlueMountainStar

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (Likely moderate, at 08:53 UTC, from Twitter)

> 🌏 भूकंप! Earthquake! 4.3 M, registered by NDI, 2021-05-30 08:53:06 UTC (daytime) Khārupatia, India (26.57, 92.31) ± 27 km likely felt 110 km away (in Marigaon, Nagaon, Guwahati…) by 1.2 million people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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> ❗ भूकंप की चेतावनी / EARTHQUAKE WARNING for Northeastern India (just felt near Morigaon?) — Follow for updates (Twitter)

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ May 30 2021

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Aizawl, Mizoram. Located in the northeastern part of India.

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👤︎ u/naunautea

📅︎ May 18 2021

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At least two people are dead and over 40 coastal villages flooded after #CycloneYaas, packing winds of around 80-90 mph (130-140 km/h), crashed onshore over northeastern India Wednesday morning, local time: https://t.co/oxW3P261L3 https://t.co/JsFRgX2Va0 mobile.twitter.com/breaki…

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👤︎ u/climatechaosbot

📅︎ May 26 2021

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Fossil fuel pollution causes one in five premature deaths globally - Parts of China, India, Europe and the northeastern United States are among the hardest-hit areas reuters.com/article/us-he…

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👤︎ u/strawberries6

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (Likely moderate, at 12:03 UTC, from Twitter)

> 🌄 भूकंप! Earthquake! 4.0 M, registered by NDI, 2021-05-18 12:03:00 UTC (twilight) Khārupatia, India (26.58, 92.27) ± 30 km likely felt 90 km away (in Tezpur, Guwahati…) by 1.2 million people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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> 🌄 भूकंप? Earthquake? Likely moderate, possibly 2021-05-18 12:03:35 UTC (twilight) Dispur, India (26.19, 91.82) ± 22 km likely felt 160 km away — Webcams: https://www.windy.com/webcams/1604226906 (Twitter)

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ May 18 2021

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1) Blame China for COVID. 2) Attack Asian looking peoples in your neighbourhood even though they are not Chinese citizens. Similarities between attacks on Northeasterns in India and Asian Americans. reuters.com/article/us-he…

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👤︎ u/huaxiaman

📅︎ May 11 2021

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (5.6 Mb, at 02:21 UTC, from alomax.free.fr)

> 🌏 भूकंप! Earthquake! 3.8 M, registered by NDI, 2021-04-28 02:55:40 UTC (daytime) Dhing, India (26.52, 92.58) ± 22 km likely felt 80 km away (in Nagaon, Tezpur, Mangaldoi, Marigaon…) by 157700 people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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> 📈 6.1 Mwp, registered by alomax,early,quakenotices, 2021-04-28 02:21:25 UTC (daytime) Northeastern India (26.77, 92.36) ± 3 km, ↓13 km likely felt 280 km away (in Guwahati, Nagaon, Mangaldoi, Tezpur…) by 1.2 million people → https://t.co/r8ZIvVIelN (webservices.ingv.it)

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> 🏠 भूकंप! Earthquake! 5.6 Mb, registered by alomax, 2021-04-28 02:21:24 UTC (daytime) Dhekiajuli, India (26.69, 92.37), ↓15 km likely felt 210 km away (in Guwahati, Nagaon, Mangaldoi, Tezpur…) by 1.2 million people — Webcams: https://www.windy.com/webcams/1604226906 (alomax.free.fr)

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (Likely weak, at 19:51 UTC, from Twitter)

> 🌖 भूकंप! Earthquake! 4.9 Ml, registered by EMSC, 2021-04-28 19:50:55 UTC (gibbous moon), Dhekiajuli, India (26.68, 92.48) ± 4 km, ↓20 km likely felt 130 km away (in Nagaon, Guwahati, Mangaldoi, Tezpur…) by 1.2 million people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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> 🌖 भूकंप? Earthquake? Likely weak, possibly 2021-04-28 19:51:36 UTC (gibbous moon), Rahā, India (26.25, 92.45) ± 49 km likely felt 150 km away (Twitter)

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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Hello India, I just wanted to know how close is India to getting a Northeastern/Ladakhi PM?

I wanted to ask how feasible is it that an Indian from the Northeast/Ladakh who looks more east asian can become PM?

Has anyone ever run for PM from the Northeast/Ladakh?

How close is India to getting a Northeastern/Ladakhi PM?

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👤︎ u/PionBlue

📅︎ Dec 13 2020

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For anyone wondering, in Assamese a language in northeastern India, we call Britain as Bilat, which sounds like Blyat in Russian.

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👤︎ u/TheIronDuke18

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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Found this weird and fascinating insect in my bathroom, Northeastern India. It’s about 1 cm long

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👤︎ u/wistfulflower

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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India accuses China of helping rebel groups on Myanmar border: Armed groups in Myanmar, which was designated a terrorist organization this year are acting as Beijing’s proxies by supplying weapons and providing hideouts to insurgent groups in India’s northeastern states. hindustantimes.com/india-…

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👤︎ u/SE_to_NW

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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India accuses China of helping rebel groups on Myanmar border: Armed groups in Myanmar, which was designated a terrorist organization this year are acting as Beijing’s proxies by supplying weapons and providing hideouts to insurgent groups in India’s northeastern states. hindustantimes.com/india-…

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👤︎ u/Strongbow85

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (4.0 M, at 03:03 UTC, from www.seismicportal.eu)

> 📈 4.3 Mb, registered by NDI,NEIC,US, 2021-05-15 03:03:57 UTC (daytime) Dhekiajuli, India (26.72, 92.44), ↓51 km likely felt 100 km away (in Nagaon…) by 152700 people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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> 🌏 भूकंप! Earthquake! 4.0 M, registered by NDI, 2021-05-15 03:03:55 UTC (daytime) Dhekiajuli, India (26.66, 92.41) ± 25 km likely felt 90 km away (in Nagaon…) by 152700 people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ May 15 2021

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (4.8 M, at 12:24 UTC, from www.seismicportal.eu)

> 🌒 भूकंप! Earthquake! 4.8 M, registered by NDI, 2021-02-17 12:24:46 UTC (crescent moon), Dhing, India (26.55, 92.48) ± 36 km likely felt 130 km away (in Nagaon, Guwahati…) by 1.2 million people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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🌏 Northeastern India: भूकंप - Earthquake (Likely moderate, at 17:03 UTC, from Twitter)

> 🌖 भूकंप! Earthquake! 3.9 M, registered by NDI, 2021-02-25 17:03:21 UTC (gibbous moon), Mangaldai, India (26.2, 92.04) ± 23 km likely felt 100 km away (in Guwahati…) by 1.3 million people (www.seismicportal.eu)

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> ❗ भूकंप की चेतावनी / EARTHQUAKE WARNING for Northeastern India (just felt near Guwahati?) — Follow for updates (Twitter)

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👤︎ u/BrainstormBot

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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