22 Hilarious Nominally Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

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📅︎ Aug 10 2022

pun help needed!

My trivia team is in need of a punny new name, related to "honey mustard". Can you help?? I'll share a pun for payment. The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dabi do!

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👤︎ u/Ok_Veterinarian9220

📅︎ Jun 23 2022

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Dads of Reddit, help me with an opening joke for my graduation speech!

I teach high school seniors and have been starting each day with a joke of the day. Many of them have been from this sub. My seniors have nominated me to give the graduation speech this year and have requested that I give them one final joke of the day. So dads, help me with a final dad joke that will get all the knees slapping!

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👤︎ u/SnooRabbits7888

📅︎ May 26 2022

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Why is the president nominating so many prosecutors and judges?

To make sure everyone is a-Biden the laws

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👤︎ u/xtilexx

📅︎ Aug 15 2021

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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.

Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.

Post/comment must have been made in the year 2020.
Anybody can nominate.
One person can nominate maximum of 1 post or comment.

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Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)

All the best!!

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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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Joe Biden is reportedly looking to nominate geologists to be supreme associate justices

The news supports recent claims that he's trying to stack the quartz

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious

📅︎ May 27 2021

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What did Titanic's captain do as the ship went down?

He nominated everyone for the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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👤︎ u/BrandroidBlue

📅︎ May 28 2022

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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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👤︎ u/Talbottronious

📅︎ Mar 06 2021

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What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?

Unpresidented.

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👤︎ u/vetokend

📅︎ Mar 31 2016

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The first zombie was created as an experiment.

The results were NOMinal.

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👤︎ u/Jonnyabcde

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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Have you heard about Honeyland, the Oscar-nominated documentary about Macedonian beekeepers?

It has great buzz

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👤︎ u/AndyCircus

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.

Who's right? You Buttigieg.

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👤︎ u/FlipflopsAreNotShoes

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

He was out standing in his field

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👤︎ u/not_old_or_new_fag

📅︎ Feb 17 2016

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What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

I nominate all of your passengers for the ice bucket challenge.

Joke provided by my 13 y/o daughter

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👤︎ u/LongjumpingRespect2

📅︎ Jun 10 2021

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Did you hear that spandex got nominated for an academy award?

It's for best supporting roles

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👤︎ u/whitethunder9

📅︎ Apr 20 2017

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I nominate Tim Vine as our patron saint. youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…

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👤︎ u/ayedfy

📅︎ Oct 24 2013

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My wife said she should get an award for breast feeding the baby.

I said I’d nominate her for the SAG awards.

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👤︎ u/RootbeerDreams

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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Every year my mom asks me...

To wrap her gifts to my kids. You wouldn’t know by looking at me but I’m pretty good! Some would say I’m a Grammy nominated wrapper!

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👤︎ u/I_make_medicine_sick

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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A new noodle restaurant opened in my neighborhood.

I hear it’s pretty Pho-nominal.

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👤︎ u/TheG-What

📅︎ Dec 16 2017

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Got my friends a great one if I say so myself

We were discussing our entries into a marathon and talking about the fact that you had to nominate a charity to run for. One of the girls said,

'I didn't pick one, I just typed in N/A.'

'Funny, that already is a charity.'

quizzical look

'The National Stroke Association...'

Groans all round

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👤︎ u/noticeperiod

📅︎ Sep 25 2016

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You should sit down for this one.

http://i.imgur.com/kHTbXpj.jpg

It's from this thread

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👤︎ u/Lloyd117

📅︎ May 20 2016

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From a Latin FAQ (x/post from r/jokes)

Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb edo ("I eat"), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative.

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👤︎ u/DintyMooresLaw

📅︎ Mar 21 2015

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