Newfound Puns

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Poor Mr. T

After a long and successful television and movie career Mr. T hit a rough patch and fell on hard times.

To help pay the bills he began side hustling and started a pool cleaning business. Soon, the business took off and Mr. T was so happy with his newfound fortune.

One day, however, Mr. T came across a pool that was so incredibly dirty it was literally beyond his ability to clean it.

With a tear in his eye, Mr. T turned to the homeowner and proclaimed: “I pity the poor pool.”

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👤︎ u/JennyAndAlex
📅︎ Jul 06 2022
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During the monthly healing service, AJ asked if the preacher could help with his hearing. The preacher called him up, put one hand on AJs ear, one on his head, and began the prayer. The whole church joined in with great enthusiasm. The preacher looked AJ in the eyes and asked if the prayer helped.

With great excitement and a newfound enthusiasm for life AJ replied "the hearing isn't until Thursday, I'll let you know!"

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Aug 09 2021
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