I wanted to tell you guys a joke about neutrinos

but it would probably go straight through you

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JuicedJohan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08 2019
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Why was the Hadron envious of the Neutrino?

Because the Neutrino has a higher life expectancy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FrigidSloth
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22 2016
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The barman says, โ€œSorry, we donโ€™t serve faster-than-light particles in here.โ€

A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/snrckrd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22 2020
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A photon walks into a hotel.

The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"

The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Wishyouamerry
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