I wanted to tell you guys a joke about neutrinos

but it would probably go straight through you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicedJohan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why was the Hadron envious of the Neutrino?

Because the Neutrino has a higher life expectancy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrigidSloth
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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The barman says, β€œSorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”

A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snrckrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A photon walks into a hotel.

The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"

The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wishyouamerry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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