As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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After spending 20 years as a Lawyer, Dad finally retired to pursue his dream of providing Dental Care to the needy...

He calls it The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing but the Tooth.

So help me Gauze.

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Hi, I need to coming up with a PUNchline for a donation drive. Help!

Hi I need a good punchline for a donation drive poster. The drive is to collect items for needy school children. I'm at my wit's end, thanks for the help!

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