Narcissists Puns

A list of puns related to "Narcissists"

Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.

That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/phish_tacos
šŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/UrMamFat
šŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Narcissists can go fuck themselves
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ShowerHandelEWB
šŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What did the narcissist say to the cannibal?

"I'm kinda a big meal"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KaleMaster
šŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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My friend Juan is a narcissist. Whenever we order Chinese food...

He orders " Juan" ton soup.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Beyond-Dreams86
šŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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How do you spot a narcissist in a grocery store?

He'll be doing the self checkout.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/imjandess
šŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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What is the perfect profession for narcissists?

Architect. Because they'll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ottodidakt
šŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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I think my grocery store is trying to turn me into a narcissist...

Every time I go there they make me check myself out.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BuddyEndsleigh
šŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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My roommate just told me Im a narcissist

I said no, Im better than that

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/glasiron01
šŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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What did the psychiatrist say to the narcissistic cowboy?

"The world dosen't REVOLVER-ound you."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/elektrikpantz
šŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My doctor said that my narcissistic tendencies cause me to misread social interactions.

But Iā€™m pretty sure she was hitting on me

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MuffinDoughnut
šŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My narcissistic friend met a girl his height who also thinks only of herself...

They're on the same "I" level!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Iā€™m not narcissistic

I am way better than that

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/NobleMoistHam
šŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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How do you know your keyboard is narcissistic?

All it ever types about is I

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
šŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What do you call a narcissistic lobster

Shellfish

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/flyfisher3000
šŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Do you know the worst part about hugging the most attractive person I know?

Smacking into the mirror

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/awburrou
šŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Did you hear about the narcissistic personal trainer who was sucked into a tornado?

Apparently, nature vacuums an ab whore.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bobbymack44212
šŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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I was at the mall the other day, and I overheard two women talking about someone they know who has narcissistic personality disorder.

I'm pretty sure they were talking about me.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/grousing_pheasant
šŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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What are those poles for taking your own picture called?

A narcissis-stick?

Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/doc_slice
šŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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What kind of person has an apartment complex full of dogs?

A dyslexic narcissist

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Amphibatron
šŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
šŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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