A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
V E G A N D A D
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.
I was a bit confused.
I'd never seen herbivore.
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
When anyone leaves, I always make sure to give them a H.A.N.D!
"Have A Nice Day!"
Chandler from F • R • I • E • N • D • S is full of 'em
Frankie the Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs? Chandler: Ah, as long as I have the pants I guess.
What do you call a bad sitcom?
A shitcom.
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
