Last Mystery Pun For the Week, Enjoy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLUXXIX
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Need help with a punny title for a murder mystery dinner?

Hello! I'm hosting a NYE murder mystery dinner, and need some help coming up with punny title. It's based on Hollywood where the director gets murdered after the premier of their newest movie!

Any ideas? Also trying to come up with some punny character names but not great at that either! Thank you in advanced :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlikemadness
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2022
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Did you hear what people are saying about the German murder mystery where all the suspects are food items?

It was the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chilebuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2023
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I'm reading a mystery novel about gravy...

I hope the plot thickens.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2023
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What’s does the Mystery Inc. gang use to write down their clues

Mystery Ink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeniorFlyingMango
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
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I just finished a murder mystery that takes place in a pretzel factory.

I was pretty salty about the twist ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2022
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What do you say when you've run out of canned mystery meat?

Spamnit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joopitermae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2022
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August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.

March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the β€œmystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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I'm writing a Japanese murder mystery set in a restaurant

I'm titling the book "Udon It"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linguist96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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Did you hear the mystery about the disappearing bongos?

It’s a conundrum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2022
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Ain't this a mystery?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IraRashh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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unsolved mystery... stolen trumpet and trombone

a Real Brass Kit Case

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2022
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It’s always been a mystery to me how people build soundproof rooms.

It’s baffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sachmet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What do you call a murder mystery involving an owl?

A HoooooooDunnit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimiSplendrix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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Murder mystery

Told my wife the was a serial killer in paris killing mimes, she said i diddnt hear about that, i said not many people did, he was a silent killer....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Former-Light4284
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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What do you call a murder mystery in which a werewolf was the killer?

Awooooo done it!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2021
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift

That's why it's called PRESENT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What's another name for a rabbit mystery?

Nobunny knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2p2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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St Helens elephants: Doorstep mystery leaves police dumbo-founded bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arazilla96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Unsolved mystery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crankenstein101
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.

Turns out it was just a bread herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vilateral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What’s the most effective way to write a murder mystery?

Bullet points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?

Rut Road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I bought a murder mystery jigsaw.

I'm still trying to piece it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unhertz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call appetizers at a murder mystery party?

Murd'Oeurves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinoabrogle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?

He hasn’t got a clue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets

Now they have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I’m reading a murder mystery in braille, the tension is palpable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mindweird
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I solved the mystery of the open luggage!

Case closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?

All of his stories had Twist endings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?

Eggatha Christie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenzycowboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Need help coming up with a punny Murder Mystery title

I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.

It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?

EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cptnPluto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2013
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Someone in the mystery van has the flu, but they won't say who

But I heard he goes covid-doovie doooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misledz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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