My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
After watching me read “War and Peace”, my son asked me, “Dad, why is the book so thick?”
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
Leia: “Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...”
Dad: “Was her father a turkey?”
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.
Divorce is strong with this one.
I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.
My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wife wanted a divorce
So I handed her the divorce papers and said “may divorce be with you”
My friend started a pun war that was too hot for her to Handel
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
My son is still single on star wars day.
Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.
My dad lost his legs in the war and he sits on a wheelchair.
He gets off on lame jokes.
A bunch of star wars food puns I made with my brother
My friend decided to get a tattoo of his favourite star wars character
You should have seen the Luke on her face
I have a cyst on my back and my wife helped me drain it. She won the pun war that night.
My wife is leaving me Because of my obsession with Star Wars
My dad says stopping Iran is necessary to avoid war.
I said ‘how does my not running solve anything?’
People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....
My response is usually "General Lee"
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
My Star Wars obsessed son wouldn't stop asking for a car.
So I bought him a toy Yoda.
I got trapped in a bidding war for a house because my wife loved the lengthy corridor.
I’m in it for the long hall.
Years ago, I had a Star Wars game on my Samsung, but lost it while on vacation..
a long time ago
On a Galaxy far, far away
My country just had a horrific civil war.
My GF was worried about her Star Wars cosplay.
She wanted to go as the opening credits and start by painting it on her face.
Then she got discouraged, “I can’t just paint it all dark with words on it, that’s blackface!”
I told her, “No, that’s typeface.”
My wife is excited about Star Wars...
She asked me "what's the temperature inside a tauntaun?" "uh..." "LUKEWARM!"
I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries
but he said I can have only one cannoli
Went to my first Star Wars convention dressed as Chewbacca....
I was expecting to be unique but there were a lot of Chewbaccas. Guess that was a Wookie mistake.
My Christmas Tree has been through several wars, I can only place ornaments on the top of it now.
It is very highly decorated.
Man: Your honor, my wife never laughs at my Star Wars jokes...
Judge: Say no more, may divorce be with you!
My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.
I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, “Aluminum!” I responded, “Can it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”
My boys did a terrible job picking up and putting away their toy bullets after playing war in the basement.
They are a couple of lousy nerf herders.
My son today as we're watching infinity war: Dad I think know what Thano's favorite app is
My Dad had this tongue shot off in the war
My dad is a Star Wars fan and my parents are in couples therapy over it.
Therapist: So why do you want to end your marriage?
Mom: I'm sick of all of the Star Wars puns.
Dad: Divorce is strong with this one.
Went to see Infinity War with my dad.
He takes one look at Thanos and says “Man! Those boots are out of this world!”
(Actually what happened irl)
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
My grandad was assaulted in the war with pepper spray and mustard gas.
When the councilor asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage, she said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns...
I look at therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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