A list of puns related to "Murphy's Law"
It's shredded cabbage
It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
... it’s shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
Well, it’s finely chopped bits of cabbage and carrots
Son: Yeah I've heard of it.
Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?
Son: No, what is it?
Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!
The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
It is thinnly sliced cabbage.
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage
It's mostly made of cabbage.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
Is basically just cabbage.
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.
Me: yes? Dad: how about Cole’s law Me: no what’s that Dad: its a bunch of very thinly sliced cabbage
“Yeah, i think so..”
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole’s Law?
“No, what’s that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Me: Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Dad: Correct, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Me: No, what's that?
Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.
“Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?”
“Have you heard of Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage”
It's thinly sliced cabbage!
"Yeah"
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage with a bit of mayonnaise...."
"Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Pretty much just cabbage
It's thinly sliced cabbage.
Me: anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Dad: what's Cole's law?
Me:...
Dad: chopped up cabbage!
It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.
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