A list of puns related to "Multiplication Tables"
Times Square.
Times were difficult.
And he came across 4x11 to which I automatically reply 44. He then rebuffs with, "No, four times two."
"Two? Where'd you get two?"
"There." He points at the two 1s. "See? One...two."
I groan. "Apá, it's not mixed with Roman Numerals."
Today’s my 43rd birthday and I’m sitting st breakfast with my 8 year old. She is learning her multiplication tables and the concept of division.
Me: What numbers divide evenly into 43? Her: I’m not sure? Me: Can 43 be divided by 2?...Is it even? Her: No. Me: Correct! Since 43 is odd, we can say with confidence that it can’t be divided evenly by any even number! Can 43 be divided by 10?...Does it end in 0? Her: No. Me: Well, did you know that 43 can only be evenly divided by 1 and itself. This makes it a prime number. I guess being 43 means that I’m in my prime!
Turns out it was a multiplication table.
Sitting at the dinner table with my wife and 2 year old so is just starting to put multiple words together. "meat Jace" he asks for more meat. I reply with "it's nice to meet you Jace." Got a small chuckle out of the wife.
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