At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Who's the best surrealist boxer?

Muhammed Dali

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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I've never lost a World Series finals.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

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👤︎ u/julesvdz
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Artistic violence

I was reading the news and saw a piece about a cartoonist who was fearing for his life after he dared to draw Muhammed in a comic. He had to go into hiding after his house was burglarized.

ME: Hey, did you hear about the cartoonist who's house was broken into?

My wife: No, what happened?

ME: Oh, he drew this cartoon about Muhammed and apparently that's very offensive in some cultures and so some extremists were...

My wife: disappointed Oh...I thought it was going to be a joke...

ME: Alright...hey, did you hear about the cartoonist who's house was broken into? He had to DRAW his GUN!

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