Break the mould in 2020!
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📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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My wife and I were battling against the mould in our closet... We failed...

I guess they were the champignons

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📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Mould isn't just important, it's a must.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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What's cheaper, a plastic mould or a diamond?

The former...

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👤︎ u/Dganjo
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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My son's having his face moulded into clay.

I think he's getting a head of himself.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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How would you describe mould?

You could Lichen it to Mildew.

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📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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I (35/f) just dad joked my dad while out for lunch

The parents and I went to a mexican place for lunch. I got a strawberry daiquiri that they mistakeningly made with copious amounts of tequila.

3/4 of the way through the drink I look over to the corner or the restaurant and say, "Dad! We shouldn't have eaten here. They're molding in the corner!"

Both turn to look, mom groans and hangs her head, a look of understanding, then pride slowly moves across his face.

There was infact, and long piece of wood moulding propped up in the corner of the room.

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📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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