My son's having his face moulded into clay.
I think he's getting a head of himself.
A fungus was kicked out of his colony and asked why ... his friend replied:
You just don’t fit the mould.
My wife and I were battling against the mould in our closet... We failed...
I guess they were the champignons
Mould isn't just important, it's a must.
What's cheaper, a plastic mould or a diamond?
The former...
How would you describe mould?
You could Lichen it to Mildew.
I (35/f) just dad joked my dad while out for lunch
The parents and I went to a mexican place for lunch. I got a strawberry daiquiri that they mistakeningly made with copious amounts of tequila.
3/4 of the way through the drink I look over to the corner or the restaurant and say, "Dad! We shouldn't have eaten here. They're molding in the corner!"
Both turn to look, mom groans and hangs her head, a look of understanding, then pride slowly moves across his face.
There was infact, and long piece of wood moulding propped up in the corner of the room.
