Mothballed Puns

How did you get their legs apart?

How did you get their little legs open?

Dad: have you ever smelled mothballs?

Son: yeah?

Dad: well how did you keep their little legs open?

But I could never get their tiny little legs apart

"Yeah... Hasn't everybody? Why do you ask?"

"I was just wondering how you got their legs to spread apart?"

They prefer holy clothes.

Dad: Have you ever seen mothballs?

Mom: Yes.

Dad: Was it hard to holding the moth down so you could spread apart his little legs?

It was a mothball.

My mother: Does my jacket smell like mothballs to you?

Uncle: I don't know, have you ever smelled mothballs?

Mother: yes they're terrible!

Uncle: really? how did you get them to spread their legs?

Nearly choked on my funeral potatoes.

My dad and I were discussing my moving situation and what I was putting in storage.

Dad - "Did you get any mothballs?"

Grandpa without missing a beat - "I tried but I can't get their little legs to open"

Groans all around.

Dad: "have you ever smelled mothballs before?"

Me: "Yeah, they smell pretty bad."

Dad: "Well how'd you get their legs apart?"

facepalm

How do you get their tiny legs apart?

How did you get their tiny legs open?!

How'd you get their little legs apart?

How do you pull their little legs open?

How did you get his legs apart?

Yes? How did you get their little legs apart?

how did you get his little legs apart?