You ever seen mothballs before

How did you get their legs apart?

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📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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To the older readers, have any of you ever smelled mothballs?

How did you get their little legs open?

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👤︎ u/Joby21
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Mothballs

Dad: have you ever smelled mothballs?

Son: yeah?

Dad: well how did you keep their little legs open?

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👤︎ u/snowfox222
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like

But I could never get their tiny little legs apart

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📅︎ Sep 04 2016
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"Have you ever smelled mothballs?"

"Yeah... Hasn't everybody? Why do you ask?"

"I was just wondering how you got their legs to spread apart?"

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📅︎ Aug 07 2016
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Why don't priests use mothballs?

They prefer holy clothes.

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📅︎ Jun 04 2017
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Mom says old trunk smells like mothballs.

Dad: Have you ever seen mothballs?

Mom: Yes.

Dad: Was it hard to holding the moth down so you could spread apart his little legs?

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👤︎ u/ibpenquin
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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There was a dance, but butterfly was not there.

It was a mothball.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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Easter gatherings gave many opportunities, this was the best.

My mother: Does my jacket smell like mothballs to you?

Uncle: I don't know, have you ever smelled mothballs?

Mother: yes they're terrible!

Uncle: really? how did you get them to spread their legs?

Nearly choked on my funeral potatoes.

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📅︎ Mar 28 2016
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Grandpa got my Dad

My dad and I were discussing my moving situation and what I was putting in storage.

Dad - "Did you get any mothballs?"

Grandpa without missing a beat - "I tried but I can't get their little legs to open"

Groans all around.

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📅︎ Sep 13 2015
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I... I don't even...

Dad: "have you ever smelled mothballs before?"

Me: "Yeah, they smell pretty bad."

Dad: "Well how'd you get their legs apart?"

facepalm

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📅︎ Jul 14 2014
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Y'all ever smelled mothballs?

How do you get their tiny legs apart?

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📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Have you ever smelt mothballs?

How did you get their tiny legs open?!

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📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How'd you get their little legs apart?

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📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How do you pull their little legs open?

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📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

How did you get his legs apart?

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

Yes? How did you get their little legs apart?

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📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Have you ever smelled mothballs before?

how did you get his little legs apart?

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👤︎ u/trenton00
📅︎ Sep 01 2016
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