What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?

It's morphine time.

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Paraplegic dad, uninjured sense of humor...

Made an account just to share this. My dad is paraplegic--he broke his neck at a college wrestling tournament when he was 19. There's a story my mom always tells about him that just sums up how he can be so lighthearted even in the darkest of circumstances.

During his long stay at the hospital immediately after his injury, a nurse checks in on him, making sure his condition hasn't gotten any worse.

She asks, "Can you hear okay?"

He says, totally deadpan, "No, I can see fine."

Even then, lying in a hospital bed after a life-altering injury, my dad couldn't give up an opportunity to make someone laugh.

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What do you call the Power Rangers on drugs?

Might Morphine Power Rangers

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The nurse came to give my sister some pain medicine...

I said "Oh, its morphine time."

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What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?

It's morphine time.

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What did the ER nurse say to the power ranger?

It's morphine time!

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What did the Green Power Ranger say when he broke his leg?

Its MORPHINE TIME!!

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