My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches
The game is a foot!
I played monopoly with my family last night and managed to capture every railroad
Everybody thought the game was a real trainwreck
I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.
It's rubbish. The streets have no name.
I just bought a Monopoly set which has no instructions,
What are the chances?
What do you call the opposite of a monopoly?
A polypoly
Home for the holidays and playing Monopoly with dad...checks for counterfeits.
I store my valuables in an old Monopoly box
Better safe that Sorry.
I hate how EA has a monopoly on NFL Football videogames
It really maddens me.
Can we start playing monopoly?
There is no chance.
On this rainy day, I told my son we should play monopoly...
...he then took all the toilet paper from my bathroom and moved it to his.
Multiple Monopolies would be a Polypoly
Monopoly
Mom: go inside, take your shoes off and go right in the shower you're filthy! Dad: can I pass GO and collect $200?!
my dad put some monopoly houses under the spice rack
subherbin
What did the cab driver say after I gave him Monopoly money?
Hey, that's not fare!
My friends Dad suggested playing Monopoly.
"Let's set-up two monopoly boards next to each other and play steropoly."
I just bought a Monopoly set, but there aren't any instructions...
...I mean, what are the chances?!
