pi-thongs?
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.
I personally think it's DD/MM/YY. The rest are a bit confusing.
My family ate out in celebration of my sister graduating. On the way out, my mom grabbed a mint and tried to open it, but the package ripped and it went flying. She looked at the ground, sighed, and said, "well, I guess it wasn't mint to be."
GC: I'll direct
LD: I'll produce
MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
- Mm?
- No, not that many
It was a bit of a shame...he was very attractive.
Backstory: I had bought a set of nice Nespresso coffee cups for my parents for Christmas (original, I know). But these aren't your standard, chunky, ceramic Christmas mugs with snowflakes or Santas, but actually something for the type of coffee fanatics that spend their money on Clooney's kind of blend, what else?
So - having dessert; cake, coffee, the whole shabang.
Me, inspecting one of said cups: "I'm glad I actually found a set that doesn't stay in the cupboard all year like literally every other mug you've ever gotten from anyone."
Mom, eating cake: "Mm-hmm."
Me: "Like, these are actually really nice. I like the pattern around the base and how they're round and square at the same time."
Mom, between bites: "They're very nice."
Suddenly, Dad, eating his cake completely silently up until this point: "You should take a picture of them. Might make for a pretty cool mugshot."
Cue me barely managing to swallow my coffee, Mom chuckling into her cup and both our subsequent groans
Sorting through junk mail full of holiday sales.
Wife: "Nothing but circulars?"
Me: "Mm, they're mostly rectangulars."
