Pxly of Miðgarðr Taken by One of the Crew of the Apollo VIII Mission of 1968-December-2_ᷠ_ͩ
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Twain vintage pixlies of Miðgarðr from space taken by cameræ mounted on Vergeltungswaffe Zwei (V2) rockets yseize fræ the Heeresversuchsanstalt Peenemünde ylaunch from the White Sands Missile Range near Albuquerque, New Mexico: the first on 1946-October-24_ͭ_ͪ , & the second on 1947-March-7_ͭ_ͪ .
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Do members of Flattun Gong Cult have ability to perceive the growing of a plant? Probably not. But I doubt any of them would deny that plants grow ... so what's the barrier whereby they don't translate that simple logic to matter of curvaruture of Miðgarðr!?
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Miðgarðr Völsunga Saga vs Imagine Breaker

Round 1: Briah version vs Base IB

Round 2: Hadou Boosted vs Peak IB (Dragons)

Bonus round: How radically different would the Toaru story be if Touma has Miðgarðr Völsunga Saga instead of IB?

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Eyewall of Hurricane Michael 2018-October-10_ͭ_ͪ : cyclones are effectively a giant instrument for directly detecting rotation of Miðgarðr - spinning widdershins in Northern Hemisphere & deosil in Southern - a property of them borne-out by purely terrestrial observations of them. m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-i…
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I've posted so many pixlies of awful things, lately - bombs & guns & stuff - that I thought for change I'd post pixly of pretty briddy: an Arctic Tern chick: possibly briddy with greatest migratio of all briddies: _they_ know aright the shape of Miðgarðr, forall their _literal_ briddibrainèdness!
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Not particularly serious geezers this time! ... but serious enough. Totally geeky geezers - not conveying much impression of being IIluminati Magi or aught of that ilk - detecting rotation of Miðgarðr by Sagnac effect, by which optical gyroscopes function, with not very hærispace apparatus. m.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_…
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That Miðgarðr is a ball comprising concentric regions of which the density & other mechanical properties are diverse is _totally_ borne-out by detection & measurement of seismic waves @ multiple points on Her surface.
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'Gegenschein' : illumination of dust particles in the ecliptic - which is the 'Zodiacal light' - enhanced @ the antisolar point by virtue of the being in full-phase of every dust-particle. All that dust is way beyond the shadow of Miðgarðr: @ where 'tis, Miðgarðr would be a tiny dot compared to Sól.
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❝It _is_ exactly rocket science, you know!❞ Wernher von Braun. Good-old Wernher knew aright the shape of Miðgarðr: he sent his Vergeltungswaffe Zwei on-basis of Her being courved ... & they arrived on-cue! Definitely a serious geezer, who wasnæ mucking aboote!
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The Sphericality of Miðgarðr is _totally patently evident_ in the behaviour of radio-propagation, & has been since early-days of radio. I've posted on this theme before; but this time the emphasis is on the focussing of VLF ULF & ELF radio-waves @ the antipode of the transmitter.
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Miðgarðr nyrðra - Þat mælti mín móðir [Icelandic folk music] (2021) youtube.com/watch?v=2Alwj…
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Miðgarðr nyrðra - Þat mælti mín móðir [Folk song] youtube.com/watch?v=2Alwj…
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How is the final "R" in Old Norse words (E.g.: Níðhoggr, Miðgarðr, Gramr, Mímisbrunnr, etc.) pronounced?
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[Ironman] Miðgarðr belongs to the Norse! imgur.com/a/SsIkH
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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👤︎ u/Kennydoe
📅︎ Jan 08 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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Couch potato
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📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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Baka!
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👤︎ u/ridi86
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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concrete 🗿
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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👤︎ u/DonStimpo
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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is Isn't
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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Question: How is the final "R" in Old Norse words (E.g.: Níðhoggr, Miðgarðr, Gramr, Mímisbrunnr, etc.) pronounced?
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👤︎ u/Velteau
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