46 Hilarious Ministry Of Health Puns

RIGHT NOW, Spain is currently holding its huge festival "Las Fallas", located in the epicenter of its outbreak. The Ministry of Health has refused to cancel it. 2 million international tourists expected in a 12-day period. What the actual fuck?

Las Fallas. HUGE festival in the epicenter of the outbreak in Spain. 2 million tourist expected over 2 weeks. Government refuses to cancel https://imgur.com/gallery/6EHULc9

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👤︎ u/IntlMan902102020

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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India air pollution at 'unbearable levels', Delhi chief minister says | Schools have been closed, more than 30 flights diverted and construction work halted as the city sits in a thick blanket of smog. An Indian health ministry official said the city's pollution monitors did not have enough digits bbc.com/news/world-asia-i…

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👤︎ u/1920sremastered

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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Nurses in Spain Are 'Suffering' and Worried They're Infecting Patients: 'Spain's health ministry says health workers currently make up about 14 percent of country's positive COVID-19 cases.' vice.com/en_us/article/k7…

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👤︎ u/maxwellhill

📅︎ Mar 28 2020

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Quarantine officer of Japan's health ministry diagnosed with coronavirus, defense minister says twitter.com/BNODesk/statu…

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👤︎ u/madman320

📅︎ Feb 11 2020

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30% of Israeli COVID-19 deaths were in January alone Health Ministry data timesofisrael.com/30-of-i…

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👤︎ u/Waldonville

📅︎ Feb 28 2021

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'Turkey will distribute 5 free masks for all citizens each week via online request' Ministry of Health announces hurriyet.com.tr/gundem/e-…

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👤︎ u/blackworms

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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Greek Deputy of the Health Ministry smoking illegally inside of the Ministry of Health building during a no tobacco conference

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👤︎ u/Negative_Elo

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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Ministry of Health has confirmed eight additional cases of COVID-19 infection moh.gov.sg/news-highlight…

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👤︎ u/23456lol

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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Japan Ministry of Health confirms 2 new cases of Coronavirus. 1 was infected from within Japan (not via travel to China) mainichi.jp/articles/2020…

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👤︎ u/its_ichiban

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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Brazilian Ministry of Health has announced that it will consider people with fever, flu-like symptoms and recent travel history to Japan, Singapore, South Korea, North Korea, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia and China as suspected case of coronavirus saude.gov.br/noticias/age…

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👤︎ u/madman320

📅︎ Feb 21 2020

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Ministry Of Health And Welfare Official Discusses Difficulty Of Punishing Kim Jaejoong For Falsely Announcing COVID-19 Diagnosis soompi.com/article/139176…

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👤︎ u/neocitywayv

📅︎ Apr 02 2020

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Staff member of Japan's Ministry of Health diagnosed with coronavirus after working on the "Diamond Princess" cruise ship twitter.com/BNODesk/statu…

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👤︎ u/madman320

📅︎ Feb 17 2020

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No suspected coronavirus in New Zealand, Ministry of Health announce i.stuff.co.nz/national/he…

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👤︎ u/Zepanda66

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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Ministry of Health recommended closing border to returning Kiwis – Winston Peters newshub.co.nz/home/politi…

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👤︎ u/The_Apatheist

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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The head of the health ministry's contagious diseases unit says the pair who died were Qom residents and Iranian citizens who were not known to have left Iran.

> Qom is a center for Islamic studies attracting scholars from Iran and beyond.

> However, the head of the health ministry's contagious diseases unit said the pair who died were Qom residents who were not known to have left Iran.

> "These two were from Qom and visited (us) two days ago after falling ill...they didn't even have a history of going abroad," IRNA quoted Mohammad Mehdi Gouya as saying.

> Another official in Qom said people suspected of being infected with the coronavirus would be put into quarantine in two hospitals.

> Mohammadreza Ghadir, head of the city's medical sciences unit, told IRNA that "the spread of coronavirus in Qom has been controlled and we want the people not to worry about it."

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👤︎ u/koolman631

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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Following Korea's footsteps Ministry of Health launches COVID-19 tracker app

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👤︎ u/ascitien

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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Thought you would appreciate this: She is Ana de la Garza, director of Epidemiological Operational Research of the Ministry of Health in Mexico.

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👤︎ u/MissNothingV

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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Mexico has confirmed its second case of coronavirus. The country's government said on Twitter that its health ministry has “confirmed two cases of coronavirus in Mexico, the first in the capital and the second in Sinaloa." - CNN twitter.com/cnn/status/12…

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👤︎ u/koolman631

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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Till now, there are 1637 COVID19 cases, incl 386 new positive cases since y'day. There've been 38 deaths. 132 people have recovered. The no. of positive cases have gone up since yesterday. One of main reasons for it is the travel by members of Tablighi Jamat: Ministry of Health twitter.com/ANI/status/12…

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👤︎ u/Gavthi_Batman

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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‘It’s mystifying’: Ontario using less than a quarter of COVID-19 testing capacity | While the province has the capacity to currently complete 13,000 tests per day, according to the health ministry, the testing labs have processed tests for fewer than 4,000 patients a day since Sunday thestar.com/news/gta/2020…

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👤︎ u/imrussellcrowe

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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Iran's health ministry: "Based on existing reports, the spread of coronavirus started in Qom [and] has now reached several cities ... including Tehran, Babol, Arak, Isfahan, Rasht and other cities and it's possible that it exists in all cities in Iran" - Reuters twitter.com/BNODesk/statu…

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👤︎ u/madman320

📅︎ Feb 21 2020

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Live: Ministry of Health's latest Covid-19 update rnz.co.nz/news/national/4…

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👤︎ u/hippieV02

📅︎ Mar 11 2020

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Government and Ministry of Health cripple media industry economics by skipping live media conference.

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👤︎ u/dazzle72

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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Brazil has 182 suspected cases of coronavirus, says the Ministry of Health. g1.globo.com/bemestar/cor…

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👤︎ u/BalkanEagles

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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Ministry of Health 22nd March update live stream youtube.com/watch?v=UhLCM…

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👤︎ u/saltydecisions

📅︎ Mar 21 2020

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Make Vaccinations Mandatory, Academy of Medicine Malaysia Tells Health Ministry After Polio Returns malaymail.com/news/malays…

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👤︎ u/Simple_Peasant_1

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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Israel's Ministry of Health Approves Clinical Trial for Synthetic Cornea mddionline.com/implants/i…

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👤︎ u/VikingWaluigi

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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According to information received, on Thursday, by @IranIntl_En, the number of people who have died, from the #coronavirus, in the Kamkar Arabnia hospital in Qom in #Iran, has risen to eight. Iran's Health Ministry previously announced that this number was two. twitter.com/IranIntl_En/s…

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👤︎ u/PhobetorXVII

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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(INDIA) Ministry of Health & Family Welfare says there are now 43 total cases of Coronavirus in the country (Up from 39 yesterday) twitter.com/ANI/status/12…

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👤︎ u/Jelegend

📅︎ Mar 09 2020

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Watch live: Ministry of Health briefing on coronavirus rnz.co.nz/news/national/4…

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👤︎ u/hippieV02

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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Lancet: Hong Kong and Singapore are reducing the spread of COVID-19 by paying the costs of all treatment; Hong Kong is testing all inpatients with pneumonia and 1500 doctors and outpatients a day; Singapore's Health Ministry is meeting daily with hospital heads. thelancet.com/journals/la…

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👤︎ u/AnakinsFather

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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New Zealand - Ministry of Health personnel to investigate 7 passengers aboard the Voyager of the Seas, at Tauranga port, who are showing flu symptoms. Passengers are currently being prevented from disembarking. rnz.co.nz/news/covid-19/4…

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👤︎ u/archzerone

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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Diamond Princess: Ministry of Health, Labour, and Welfare staff confirmed to have contracted Covid-19 asahi.com/amp/articles/AS…

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👤︎ u/leeta0028

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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First case of new China coronavirus confirmed in Japan: health ministry globalnews.ca/news/641799…

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👤︎ u/Nihilist911

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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“Attack on Cough Etiquette” campaign poster by Japan’s Ministry of Health

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👤︎ u/gkanai

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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Chiang Mai, Thailand: Public Health Ministry instructs provincial health offices to stop reporting the numbers of suspected and confirmed coronavirus cases

https://forum.thaivisa.com/topic/1145432-chiang-mai-health-ministry-issues-directive-on-coronavirus-reports/

This is bad news for reporting in Thailand and the health of those in Chiang Mai. They did this during the H1N1 outbreak and no further cases were reported. Their reason was to “protect tourism.”

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👤︎ u/DeeNimmin

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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Kuwait confirms a total of 43 coronavirus cases in the country, according to the health ministry. All patients are in stable conditions, according to a doctor. twitter.com/AlArabiya_Eng…

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👤︎ u/khaled

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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“When coming from a risk zone, live a normal life. If after 14 days you have no symptoms, it is not necessary to take measures” - Spanish Ministry of Health imgur.com/gallery/Ulbk02F

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👤︎ u/hadapurpura

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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[COVID-19] 6 more new cases are confirmed by Ministry Of Health , new cases were detected on a patient that came from France mosaiquefm.net/amp/fr/act…

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👤︎ u/Enti_San

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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Who else got a message from the ministry of health

Ministry of health sms Kenya

Looks like someone has won a fat sms tender :)

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👤︎ u/miriamrobi

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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Israeli government official said the Health Ministry is "pushing" to put the US on the list of countries that require isolation - but has been halted in the meantime for fear of damaging political and economic relations with Washington translate.google.com/tran…

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👤︎ u/alyahudi

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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New Zealand: UPDATE - Ministry of Health ALLOWS passengers onboard Voyager of the Seas cruise ship to DISEMBARK at Port of Tauranga. Seven crew remain quarantined onboard as they have influenza symptoms. i.stuff.co.nz/travel/news…

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👤︎ u/archzerone

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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One more confirmed case found in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam (confirmed by the Ministry of Health)

The patient went on flight CZ660 from SFO to CAN (Guangzhou Baiyun) on Jan 14th, had a transit in Wuhan on Jan 15th, arrived at Tan Son Nhat Int'l on the 16th. Showed symptoms on the 27th, admitted to the Hospital of Tropical Diseases in HCM City on the 31st. He is tested positive on the 2nd of February. All the timestamps are in GMT +7.

Link (in Vietnamese): https://vnexpress.net/suc-khoe/ca-thu-7-o-viet-nam-nhiem-virus-corona-4049017.html

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👤︎ u/mys31f_cs

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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German Ministry of Health: Citizens who are older than 60 years of age should obtain a vaccine against pneumococcal infection bundesgesundheitsminister…

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👤︎ u/olifante

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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Ministry of Health to fund research into drug checking music festivals

Self post so I can editorialise the title (The title of the govt press release tells you nothing) (and I fucked up the title anyway) and collate multiple links.

Government press release via scoop.co.nz

Green Party press release via scoop.co.nz

New Zealand First Party press release via scoop.co.nz

NZ Drug Foundation press release via twitter.com

Seems like a smart move to build up an evidence base to justify any changes in the law.

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👤︎ u/nekomae

📅︎ Dec 18 2019

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Spain’s Health Ministry predicts coronavirus epidemic will last between two and five months: A total of 2,109 infections have been registered in the country so far, with the number of deaths from the Covid-19 disease at 49 english.elpais.com/societ…

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👤︎ u/DoremusJessup

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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