I’d tell it here, but it’s a little trashy.
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"
The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.
"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender reaches for some larger mugs, but as he places them next to the cups, it becomes obvious that even these will be too small for the pigs.
Seeing the man struggle to continue holding them, the bartender runs to the kitchen for help.
A cook emerges, holding several large measuring cups. "Sorry, I just used these to make a batch of cheese dip, but they're all yours!"
The man carefully plops each pig into its respective gooey yellow cup.
Arms exhausted, breathing heavily, he drops into a stool at the end of the bar, between his tiny friends and a beautiful girl.
He glances her way, gasping coyly. "Hey...I'm...Tom."
She smiles, having watched the whole ordeal. "Hi Tom, I'm Liz. And if you don't mind me asking..." she laughs, looking over his shoulder, "what was that all about?"
He glances back at the bar. "Yeah...sorry," he pants. "I wanted...to impress you, but...it turned out to be...a pretty cheesy...pig-cup line."
... I found the work oft-putting.
Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...
When it was done, he didnt know how to activate it, so he put it under a microscope
Blew up in his face
But they were a little steep
It really brings the family together
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
Moo-kulele
Doctors describe his condition as(s) stable.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
It was burning a hole in my pocket
A "Sad S Factory".
I told him, “Not a huge fan.”
That's when I realized I had too much time on my hands.
And in the end, two Wongs made a Wright.
I still don't know why he wanted a stool sample.
It wasn’t a big deal.
A Miniature
Because he wanted to get a long lil doggie.
because it was a little horse
When I walked in, I saw a lady holding a leash attached to a miniature pony. I asked what was wrong with it, she said "he's just a little hoarse."
When people ask how tall he is, he likes to respond, "I'm 5-foot-21", or "I'm 5'10", I just have really long legs".
When people say, "I'll bet you played basketball in school" (he did, and was fantastic), he facepalms and says "Basketball! I wish I would have thought of that!"
There were 4 people ahead of me, and the ATM itself is inside a small structure with big glass windows that could pass as a miniature storefront. An older man walked by us and yelled "Must be a sale on money!"
Only I laughed. There was even a dad in line with his daughter who didn't get it.
I'm sitting on the couch, when he comes up behind me and asks "Wanna play a little cards?" I turn around to see him holding a miniature deck of cards. We both lost it.
