They've got total tunnel vision
In quarry-ntine
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL
Because he had one tract mined.
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
But it's still water.
They're so picky!
Just a miner injury
He said: can I coal you back?
He was mining his own business.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
Miner: "mine"
they dont serve miners
Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff
A flat miner
So it was only a minor minor miner issue.
It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
I suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.
Gesundhite.
A minor.
it was a real underground operation.
"I feel light headed".
Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”
One could say the miners got shafted.
He seemed like a pretty down to earth guy.
A flat miner
He said “Au! Get back here with my gold”
A miner spelling mistake.
Because it was boring.
Because it was too coal-d outside.
Us watching the news cast telling us they were rescued.
Dad: “Wow that’s crazy. And even after that long ordeal they still can’t have any alcohol to celebrate.”
Me: (Wondering if it had to do medically with the length of time they were underground or the extreme depth.) “Really? Why?”
Dad: “Because they are still miners”
Now you have A Flat Minor.
Chatting on the phone with my dad while he was at work.
Dad "I've got a light on my helmet so I look like a miner"
Me "No, I would say you look about 40"
Not even a chuckle from him 😒
At first the curse just brought him bad luck, causing vital equipment to break and provoking frequent but small injuries to him and his crew. Soon, however, the curse darkened and diggers the man had hired to help work his claim began to die in bizarre ways.
One was killed by an African scorpion that should never have made it to Alaska, let alone have survived the cold. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.
The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. His eyes became all white. His skin began to give off an overpowering smell of sulfur. He slept all day and at night he wandered the mountain above his claim, coming back each day looking more like a beast than a man.
The curse became so bad the last worker alive ran away to the nearest town to tell the authorities what was happening at the claim.
In an attempt to save the claim owner's life and lift the curse, a priest was brought in by dogsled to perform an exorcism on the man.
A sherriff from the town came with the priest as a bodyguard.
The exorcism was long, but apparently successful. Immediately the man's color returned, the sulfur smell disappeared, and he was able to sleep through the night for the first time in six months.
After the man awoke, the sherriff immediately arrested the man and brought him back to town with the priest. Standing in front of the judge, the sherriff was asked what charge the law had against the claim owner whose life had just been so dramatically turned around.
The sherriff looked at the man, then looked back at the judge and said in a slow and rumbling voice, "Possession as a miner."
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.
Expedite.
the miner responds "mine."
They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks. The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite; cinnabar or cassiterite?" The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."
I'll see myself out.
Amirite?
J Cole
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While learning about atoms, my instructor said that covalent bonds were the strongest bonds. I said, "I always thought Sean Connery was the strongest Bond." So many groans. I could feel the eye rolls. I love being the old guy in class.
I told him he's got a major problem then.
Why can’t you give alcohol to people who work for mining companies?
They’re miners!
Every morning an old miner went to work, picked up his pickaxe and didn't think much about it. Years pass, and he just goes to work, takes his pickaxe and never thinks much about it. One morning he goes to work, but his pickaxe isn't there, it's gone. He sighes, and thinks to himself:
"All these years, I took this pickaxe for granite."
came up with this yesterday, if you've heard the same pun let me know the context :)
They’re very sedimental to me.
A minor miner
Because they’re miners
Every time I'm out to eat with my dad and ask for a beer, my dad says: "He's still a Miner!" Ugh.
Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last
Mandatory minerals
A flat miner
All his efforts were in vein...
Snow white is rummaging through things in the house when the seven dwarves urge her to stay out of a certain chest. She opens it to find it filled with booze, to which she says,
"You dwarves shouldn't be drinking! You're miners!"
Q: what do you call it when you can't locate your favorite apatite specimen?
A: a loss of apatite.
:(
His use of ground breaking technology
He found it bOREing
He's obsessed with miners!
Everyone made it out, it was just a miner inconvenience.
...all they ever want to talk about is the weather.
So now we're celebrating her new career as an industrial miner.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
I got sick of all the miner details.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth mineral
Coworker: You shouldn't browse Reddit while at work.
Me: Do you know who my grandpa is? He is a billionaire.
Coworker: So what?
Me: He was a miner, then he mined his own business.
I got tired keeping up with the miner details.
The bar tender said “Where you from” I said “Well, I just got out of the mines, just north of here.” The bar tender says “ I’m sorry I can’t serve you.” I said “Why the hell not” He said “ I cannot give alcohol to miners.”
Just a miner injury!!
His answer: Mine.
A flat miner
A flat miner
It was a miner injury.
A Flat Miner.
They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners
A flat miner.
