When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattatamj
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I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount

It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?

Hi, I am a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...

He replies, "Arkansas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominant_Dankster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see

When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I had a job at the iron and steel mill...

but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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There’s a more fluid name for the Schuykill River in Philly

Creek Mill - Streams and Nightmares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twiggy_223
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Despite all the dirt, I finally could grab a good photo of that metal milling facility reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Constant__Pain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Asked for a run of the mill party

Not me but still worthy

http://imgur.com/xJ3dbQF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum_waffles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.

That's my Mployment record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Do you know the condition on the old iron mill down the street?

It's steel running

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rei7689
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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Dad Joke Daily - Milling Around

http://dadjokedaily.net/millingaround

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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What kind of mill is used to make a talking cake?

A voicemill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urgaano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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i want to open a puppy mill store next to the humane society, and sell dogs by weight

i'll call it "Puppies by the Pound"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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Renewable energy? I’m a big fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadGodz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Who is captain crunches supervisor ?

GENERAL MILLS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jediesel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2015
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Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking

"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?" It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusanBoyleJr42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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I build factories where grain is grinded into flour. You might think my job isn't lucrative.

But this year I made one mill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I heard that General Kellogg was going to be the new national security adviser.

I have to say, though: I'm disappointed they didn't go with General Mills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koenn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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My mom got me this morning

So I was making breakfast and, for some reason, my mother asked if I knew where Tuscan is. I answered Italy and she said yes and also said that we went there a good while ago. I answered "Ca doit faire mille ans par contre", wich is French for " It's been a thousand years though". Now, you must know that "Mille ans" is pronounced roughly "Mill An". She answered " Yes, we've also been there" and I groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/telepaper
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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What do you call a Japanese man with $10,000?

A Mill-yen-aire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaGodfaza
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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I just told this one!

I'm sitting in a conference room with a couple of team members. When people for the next meeting start milling about outside the conference room, some people get antsy and start peering into the room through the window when it's almost time to vacate the conference room.

I just joked that it's a new form of peer pressure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curzyk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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All good days start with a dad joke

laying in my with my girlfriend, phone alarm goes off, hit snooze, we wake up gradually anyways, start milling about the room, snooze goes off

GF: Who's calling?

pick up phone, put it to my ear

Me: Hello, alarm? Yes, this is James. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME EVERY MORNING?!?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only1nDreams
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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Mom Joke

My mom and I are working at a mill shutdown as safety watch while the roughnecks do maintenence on the mill.

The job situation is pretty variable, and you can get assigned to safety watch just about anything. I got picked for elevator detail.

I was talking to my mom and some other co workers at break, and someone asked me how elevator duty was. My mom chipped in with

"It had its ups and downs."

And then she said it all day long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Froggy_hop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2013
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