What's the Capital of Alaska?
Oh, come on, I know Juneau!
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Thinking of moving to Switzerland.
I'm weighing up the pros and cons of such a big move.
The flag is a big plus.
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I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
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︎ Feb 20 2022
Now I understand why Putin's commands are all written in lower case
He's against the capitalism
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Whoever invented the "SHIFT" key, had a capital idea.
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What is the praying mantis called in Nepal?
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LANCE ISN'T A COMMON NAME NOW,
BUT IN MEDIEVAL TIMES, PEOPLE WERE NAMED LANCE A LOT
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Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?
Because he hated capitalism
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What is the capital of Japan?
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CAPITALISM
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Why do communists only write in lowercase?
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What do you call a small mosque?
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"Hats" should be spelled as "HATS"
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Want to know why there are so many people in Ireland? ๐ฎ๐ช
It's because the capital is always Dublin.
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Company password
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
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What starts withโฆ
What starts withโWโ and ends with โTโ, it really does!
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What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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I'd be Lyon if I said I didn't find that funny.
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Why was the letter "h" banned from this sub?
Because people were complaining that a lot of jokes here weren't really H appropriate
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I tried running for the president
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︎ Apr 11 2021
To all the dad's out there this is for you.
You can start by telling your kids that you've named your stomach as BUDAPEST.
Why? Because its the capital of HUNGARY.
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A: No, llama is GOOD!
Q: The capital of Pakistan?
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Why do communists only write using lower case letters?
Because they hate capitalism.
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Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?
Because he does not like coarse sand.
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How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
Capitalist
My sincere apologies in advance ๐
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Whatโs the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
Itโs Dublin every day.
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a communist joke isnโt funny until every one gets it. ..
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My dad asked if I wanted to go to North Carolina.
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Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?
Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?
Son: Juneau.
Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you. Guess Alaska 'nother person then.
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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Where does Russian milk come from?
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My wife keeps telling me writing my V's as B's makes me Russian. Well, if that's the case..
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What's the opposite of Capitalism
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man how to phish, and heโll spam you for the rest of his life.
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My caps lock is broken.
Now I can't get at any of my hats.
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Dad joked my little bro at Zizzi's.
I was passing the Olives and said "here, take these", he said "which ones?" To which I replied "Olive-them". Earned a few groans and a sigh from the Wife.
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Dad joke on my friend trying to retaliate against dad jokes
Friend: im never going to say I am hang ray again instead I'll say I'm in a state of hunger.
Me: I didn't know hunger was a state!
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Can anyone give me capitals and state puns?
For example I have:
What's the capital of Alaska?
I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)
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︎ Jul 12 2016
I'm a developer for a software called CAM
My manager sees me working late on the IM.
MANAGER: burning the midnight oil?
ME: yeah
MANAGER: alright, good night and don't let the CAM bugs bite!
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My new password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.
Because it said my password had to contain 8 characters and at least one capital.
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Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
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What's the capital of Alaska?
Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?
Me: Juneau.
Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
-__-
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