Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter
They are pushing milk on us
What do you call a male milk maid?
I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
What do you call an epic milk?
What kind of Bees make Milk?
Boobies
Imma head out before y'all yell at me
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
Why do cow milking stools have only 3 legs?
Cuz the Cow's got the udder!
Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?
Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.
Milk drowns cereal.
Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.
What's the hardest part about making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake
My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me
What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?
My dad went to the store to buy milk, i said “sure, old man” and he said “im not good at comebacks”
A peasant's wife told him to go get milk for the baby. Dutifully, he went to the market with the baby and brought home a hefty jug of milk. "You've forgotten the baby!" she exclaimed.
"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
"Son, what're you drinking" "Soy milk"
"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
A guy got his foot stuck in a vat of milk.
Milking it for it's worth
I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says “you must be single” and I respond with “how did you know?”
She responded, “ because you are ugly!”
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: No thank you. You can just leave it in the carton.
When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk
Somehow he found out and killed my dad!
I'm pretty sure the milk I drank was expired.
[Grocery Store] “Ok. Milk..check. Bread...check. Bacon..check.”
Cashier: Sir, please stop writing checks for each item separately.
Did you know you can milk priests?
ARMSTRONG: I can’t find the milk for my coffee.
ALDRIN: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Which type of bee produces milk?
Wife: Can you pick up milk?
Husband: Lifting Gallon yeah
Wife: No, I mean at the store.
Husband: I imagine it would weigh the same there...
Why is milk measured in quarts instead of in feet?
My son just threw a milk carton at me
Should milk be considered a soda/pop?
I mean it is a calf-einated beverage.
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
Why does milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the utter
What type of bees make milk?
What kind of bees produce milk?
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What kinda bees produce milk?
What kind of bees produce milk?
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
What kind of Bees produce milk?
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