But today he ran over 5 miles
He said it’s only fare.
It's because I missed the offramp.
..that seems a bit far-fetched to me.
Kilometer Morales
Tyresome
A cab.
That way you're a mile away and have their shoes!
.. but we've no idea where she is.
It’s been five and half years and we have no idea where he went.
Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
Far A Cluck.
Because Elijah Wood.
and changed his name to Kilometers.
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
It’s crazy that they both had the same name.
The empire hikes back.
I thought it was a little far fetched.
They weren’t happy I took off with the pair.
I never heard the end of it.
Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.
... so that runners know when they pass the last one that it's the final stretch 😊
Little known fact:
When The Proclaimers sang “I Would Walk 500 Miles, And I Would Walk 500 More”, they were talking about a man who was planning to become a dog walker for two rich families, both of whom owned 500 tiny, yappy, hyper dogs names Miles, to make enough money to go visit his girlfriend. It was a very tiring job.
Windows
Because you only get one shot.
She moved.
He said to his wife "It's going to rain."
His wife looks at him and says "What? How do you know?"
He then proceeds to look his wife dead in the eyes and exclaims: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Because they're all still alive!!
Smiles. There’s a mile between the S’s!
It's definitely the best by miles.
The 5k because a mile race doesn’t meter.
1.) A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof! He disappeared without a tres.
2.) I use mucho with my Spanish friends.... it means a lot to them.
3.) Q. Why does Michael J Fox make the finest milkshakes? A. He uses the finest ingredients
4.) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
5.) People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
6.) Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
7.) I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
8.) Q. What’s brown and sticky? A. A stick
9.) Q. What’s slippery and a foot long A. A slipper
I’ve got more but I don’t want this post to be too long so I’ll leave it at that. If I get enough upvotes I’ll call up my stepdad for more. Let me know which are you’re favourites.
It's been a month and I have no idea where I am or how to get home
That's hard to fathom
He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
Today he ran over 5 miles
But today I ran over "5 miles".
.. that seems a bit far-fetched to me.
But today he ran over 5 Miles
That way you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
So i can tell Everyone i walked Five miles today
She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.
