Mickey's dog caused a stir at the Astronomers' Halloween party
Pluto dressed up as a planet.
What kind of vehicle does Mickey's wife drive?
Did you hear someone shot Mickey Mouse?
It was character assassination.
What do you need in order to make Mickey Mouse bread?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What did Mickey buy for his wife ?
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:
Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?"
"Erm, I don't know" I replied
"Mickey Mouse" he replied laughing
"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs"
"Donald Duck" I replied
"No, all ducks you idiot"
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?
If Mickey has one girlfriend and decides to add another, how many girlfriends does Mickey have?
Mickey Mouse : "My knee is killing me."
Doctor : "Which knee?"
Mickey: "Disney."
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's so obsessed with Mickey Mouse
She was so excited when i got home and told her.
Riding in car with hubby and 80-yo mom; mom asks why the US flag at Mickey Ds is…
…half staff. Without missing a beat, hubby says its because the ice cream machine is down. I facepalm as my mom asks when that became a thing. 🤦♀️
My new password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.
Because it said my password had to contain 8 characters and at least one capital.
For all my fellow coders out there
Why did Mickey Mouse die?
He unsubscribed from Disney pulse
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court. "Mickey", the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane", exclaims Mickey.
"I said she was fucking Goofy."
If Mickey is a mouse who walks on two legs and Goofy is a dog who walks on two legs, what do you call a duck who walks on two legs?
What is the definition of minimum?
what would Mickey mouse be called if he sang Punjabi songs?
Mickey Mouse Went To A Divorce Lawyer
Mickey Mouse walked into a divorce lawyer's office. After a few minutes of talking, the lawyer said "Mickey, you cannot divorce Minnie because she has psychological problems."
Mickey said "I didn't say she had psychological problems. I said she was fucking Goofy."
Who might you find on The Mickey Mouse Club?
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are such a compatible couple...
... they just really click!
Want to hear my password for everything? MickeyPatrickSullyGruNemoBo
Sorry it’s so long, but it said it had to be at least 6 characters.
It’s 4:30am and my 2 year old is sitting on my lap and we are watching Mickey’s Clubhouse for about the two billionth time.
I don’t remember the exact episode but everyone was getting ready for a dance. In my half awake, why can’t we watch something, anything else state, I start thinking, if Mickey and Minnie had kids, they be mice. Donald and Daisy, ducklings. But what kind of kids would Goofy and Clarabell have?
Then it hit me, Bulldogs!
When my wife eventually woke up I told her the joke and she groaned and left the room.
Why does Mickey Mouse make his wife do all the chores around the house?
Because Minnie hands make light work!
Scottish dad joke: Did y'hear what's wrong with Mickey Mouse's helicopter?
who is Mickey Mouse’s bully?
You must be a dog from Mickey Mouse................
Goofy dadjokes Mickey
http://i.imgur.com/bYNBvEK.jpg
Saw this on /r/funny figured you guys might like it
What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?
What kind of auto does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft
He was charged with being Goofy
I went to Disney Land because my daughter is obsessed with Mickey Mouse.
She was so excited when I got home and told her.
A Lawyer says to Mickey Mouse: So it says here that you want to divorce Minnie for being… extremely silly?
Mickey: No I said she was fucking goofy
Went to Disney World due to my daughter's obsession with Mickey Mouse
She was so excited when I got home and told her about it
My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin
Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie !
But the judge tells him...
" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."
Mickey says..
" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"
Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said “you can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said:
“I didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”
What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?
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