My short memory makes it really hard to remember where I’ve placed my phone
I think it’s in my genes.
My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
I was gonna tell you a joke about memory
But I forgot where I stored it.
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop ?
I have a photographic memory.
But I ran out of film in 1999.
A cow with no memory says?
OOM
Out Of Memory
Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
This brings back memories
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
This really brings back old memories
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
She had a photographic memory,
The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.
Things before that is a blur.
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
How much memory does it take to store a joke ?
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🤘
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
I have a perfect memory.
I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.
Brain transplants will never work
When I was young, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
Neuroscience
The only campus I am allowed to visit rn is the hippocampus. Alexa, play memories 🧠
Wanna hear a joke about memory?
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
My memory is great
I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
Planning ahead
I asked my dad one time why he went to all these funerals and memorial services even for people he didn’t know. He looked at me with a very serious look on his face, and he said “if you don’t go to their memorial services then they won’t come to yours. “
What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?
Eric refunded his memory extraction service
It wasn't what he had in mind
My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....
Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
I have a photographic memory
It's just not developed yet
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop?
I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..
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