A list of puns related to "Medical Marijuana"
One is cannabis. The other is a can of piss.
He tells the clerk, "I need cannabis."
The clerk asks, "How many cans do you need?"
...indispensable.
Me to my wife (and mother of my children)
If you need to shit you have to get off the pot
A flock of terns landed a field of medical marijuana. A vet went out to check on them. He found no tern unstoned.
So this was a couple days ago. It was my dad, my mom, and me at the dinner table talking about the stock market. My dad pulls around to how he owns some shares of the MJNA stock (medical marijuana) and how pumped he is that has been going up. All of a sudden, his face brightens and he exclaims "it's at an all time high!"
Well played dad, well played.
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