What's the difference between medical marijuana and an old coffee container with urine in it?

One is cannabis. The other is a can of piss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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A man tries to buy medical marijuana.

He tells the clerk, "I need cannabis."

The clerk asks, "How many cans do you need?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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Honey, you're like medical marijuana in Texas...

...indispensable.

Me to my wife (and mother of my children)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omega697
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Doctor's now say you cannot be prescribed medication for constipation along with medicinal Marijuana

If you need to shit you have to get off the pot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowwhatImeme76
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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Co-worker got this text from her dad

A flock of terns landed a field of medical marijuana. A vet went out to check on them. He found no tern unstoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoGreenLantern
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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Dad spilled this smooth one at the dinner table

So this was a couple days ago. It was my dad, my mom, and me at the dinner table talking about the stock market. My dad pulls around to how he owns some shares of the MJNA stock (medical marijuana) and how pumped he is that has been going up. All of a sudden, his face brightens and he exclaims "it's at an all time high!"

Well played dad, well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBesterer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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