Mediators Puns

A list of puns related to "Mediators"

How do you stop 2 deaf people arguing?

Turn off the light

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👤︎ u/Mikedavis93
📅︎ May 08 2022
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If two vegetarians have a falling out...

can you still refer to it as a "beef"?

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👤︎ u/Burnin8
📅︎ Oct 06 2022
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What do you call a dog that mediates soccer games?

A rufferee

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👤︎ u/ChalupaTamer
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Just started on cholesterol mediation. Favorite foods off the table...

At lunch, I chose a salad as my side and stated: today truly is a Sadderday because all my Frydays are in the past

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👤︎ u/nerd_of_gods
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?

It was trans-send-dental-mediation.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a carnivorous referee?

Ameatyeater mediator

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👤︎ u/WHARRGARBLLL
📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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