how many calories are in these? i already ate it and i don’t have a clue about the calories so please help me lol. 4 vegan quesadillas with grilled vegetables, a salad and carrot mayo. (english is not my first language so sorry if something is wrong)
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Anyone know where I can learn Irish sign language in or near County Mayo?
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Motley Fool Uncovered & in Damage Control

As you probably know, The Motley Fool has been bashing GME beyond reason since the start.

Telling investors to - 'Avoid GME like the plague' - and - 'Don't invest in GME' - with at some point up to 3 bashing misinformative articles a day, it became clear that they have ulterior motives.

Enter MFAM:

The funds behind Motley Fool.

MFAM, or Motley Fool Asset Management is the sister company of The Motley Fool, which has several funds & ETFs. And based on their holdings & articles, it won't come as a surprise that the Motley Fool clearly spreads (mis)information to manipulate readers in function of their funds... The best part? Most readers don't even realize it as they don't know about MFAM.

The Motley Fool is basically a tool to direct readers to (or away from) the stocks MFAM owns or shorts. - (Market manipulation much?)

My my... the plot mayo thickens:

It also turns out the Motley Fool is sponsored by Citadel LLC and Melvin Capital.

Might mayo man (Ken Griffin) be pulling strings here as well? It's definitely not unthinkable given their tactical articles & the ticker-events that follow. Not to mention it's perfectly in line with other media channels that are strongly tied to or partially owned by Citadel (MarketWatch,...).

Note that The Motley Fool also removed any link with Citadel once redditors discovered it.

https://preview.redd.it/xxuupbsyas781.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=50e55ef727722ee187121c79b3f37b0185f502c4

You can still see for yourself on the Wayback Machine web archive, a capture of May 14th: https://web.archive.org/web/20210514071019/https://www.theladders.com/company/fool-jobs

Keep it hush? They wish.

Now apparently it struck a big nerve when people started to uncover this on public sites like Trustpilot 2 months ago. The Motley Fool went full damage control ever since. Not only have they been vigorously flagging & trying to get those posts removed. They also started to flood them with suspiciously positive reviews:

[And on and on and on and on...](https://preview.redd.it/6t6qdf8bbs781.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&amp

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Thought: Ken made a fatal mistake - he has shown his desperation, insecurity, and a major weakness with his Constitution purchase.

Was reading about the recent move by Kenny G to acquire a copy of the constitution when Metric's song, "Gold Guns Girls" came on the radio. The lyrics played in the background as I was skimming an article and I suddenly thought of Sun Tzu and his thoughts on knowing your enemy.

Ken seems fitting to these lyrics, he can never have enough and (prob) can never get off. This move was fatal, by him, it showed how desperate he is to send a message...

On the one hand we have a mayo slurpee drinking, Ken G, making appearances on MSM and professing that everything is hunky dory (despite contradictions in body language) to appease his WS investors and buddies. On the other we have RC and his poker faced cryptic memes and a classified war plan. He inspires confidence and rallies millions with one tweet...

Well as Sun Tzu said, "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.” I truly believe RC and GME will win, it seems they know themselves and us as well as their enemies as to not make such a colossal error to show desperation.

TLDR: Ken and co. have shown desperation again. Hedgies r fuk. Buy, DRS, trust in RC. Not financial advice.

Edit: Some spelling errors, cause who likes those?

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"Leave MSM Alone! We DiD NoThInG WrOnG On GME NFT RePoRt YoU TiNFoIl ApEs!" Cool. Cool Cool Cool. So let's take off the tinfoil then and take quick looks at this: Peer-reviewed research journal findings on CNBC, Jim Cramer's coverage and how affects underlying stocks & short selling after on-air.

TL;DR:

  • It's not just Dendreon: Research journals from 2000 have looked at CNBC data and found everything from upticks in short sales during "Mad Money" buy recommendations from short sellers (but not by retail investors since retail doesn't usually short)...
  • ...To the fact that CNBC recommendations can impact stock prices, but this happens at its highest for only 15 seconds to a minute after the stock is mentioned on air.
  • An August 2021 report on CNBC's coverage of UOA (unusual options activity) says CNBC's options recommendations aren't very helpful, but the researchers do have some interesting comments on gamma squeezes that you wrinkled apes should look at.

Howdy ya'll. It's your friendly neighborhood throwawaylurker012, done using pinecones as suppositories for today. I decided to keep digging this weekend on more relevant info that's related to MSM's coverage on GME's NFT marketplace (al Qaeda notwithstanding) and found some things of potential merit.

What made me wanna write this was seeing u/cwspellowe's stellar post on Dendreon and how Jim Cramer's recommendations were paramount to market manipulation on that stock: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ryyr9x/what_were_seeing_now_is_what_happened_to_dendreon/

https://preview.redd.it/1yz03q0orja81.png?width=2172&format=png&auto=webp&s=4355a3ca5eaa4b0fcdbd179406e2636b30523d2c

The entire post is worth a read and hopefully gives this post below gives some context on what exists regarding just how much it matters that bad faith actors like Cramer, CNBC, and other financial news outlets "word" matters in the grand scheme of market movement and how it can be used by bad faith actors as well. So let's begin...

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Now close your eyes and let's go to daydreaming that it's some time next week just a few hours after the market just closed and you're done holding the most bestest idiosyncratic stock in the world...and your nipples sink as you hear the subtle sounds nearby of the opening to CNBC's "Mad Money"...

Yes, that's right. Let's begin our journey by looking at some statistical research on our favorite Cokerat, goatee aficionado, and now--apparently--Bath and Bedding Beyond Stan that rivals the fiercest BTS fan:

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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Are we making a farm for her? Recap of BT90D S05E3

Gino and Jasmine are about to enjoy their first dinner as a couple in Panama City, and Gino’s forced to read the menu with glasses, proving his age-deflection hat works as well on vision as it does on hair. Thankfully, Jasmine can’t see his red flags, because she is one.

β€œI love being in a new country!” Gino declares, as the waitress approaches. β€œIs there a good burger here? Does it come in disposable packaging? Can it? What does β€˜muy blanco’ mean?”

β€œMuy blanco is mayo, and mucho gringo is mayo with American cheese. If you want the gringo-blanco, that’s poutine instead of fries, and we’ll pretend you’re Canadian.” This waitress has been working awhile.

β€œI smell the presence of estrogen,” Jasmine discretely pees in corners to mark her territory. β€œI’m not leaving him alone. She doesn’t get a chance to warn him.”

Gino is too busy being relieved to notice. β€œMucho gringo, please! I only like cheese when it’s individually wrapped and not cheese at all. Otherwise I’d have to try something exotic, like cheddar.”

β€œNot sure which wine to pair that with, but here’s something red and something white,” the waitress knows.

β€œIt’s gotta be the white one. Hmm. Did you get this from Trader Joe’s? It feels like a 2020 blend,” Gino tests the wine’s legs. β€œNice bouquet. Is that… MadDog 20/20?”

β€œOh, THAT 2020. Well, the red one is strawberry rose Mad Dog. The white is PBR with a shot of corn syrup.” This is not her first day.

β€œDo you need to see my ID?” Gino suddenly remembers. β€œThis hat throws people off all the time.”

β€œWhy are you still talking to the waitress?” Jasmine’s robot voice has clicked over to β€œwarning” mode.

Jasmine receives a text message from someone named Paul, and Gino ignores his instincts to say nothing. That counts as a green light to Jasmine, who leaps up and says that’s her friend Paulina. She shows him how to unlock her phone, and wants to do the same with his.

β€œBecause men cheat,” Jasmine repeats her motto. β€œThat’s what I say every time a restraining order is filed. Before I remind them that they cannot hide.”

β€œWell sometimes I get eczema on my hands,” Gino wants to contribute. β€œThat’s why I buy Lotion For Couples. Is this a good time for product placement?”

The waitress arrives with the check, and Gino seems to consider asking Jasmine to split it before she reminds him that he’s an ATM. Jasmine also declares tipping doesn’t happen in Panama, because people who live there don’t have spare money.

β€œBecause they spend it on hair extensio

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God the Sermon Debate Tactic Meta Needs to Stop

Something I have become cognizant of recently that kills my braincells is debaters who prothelatize or do the sermon tactic as I call it. It was on full display tonight but I feel like everyone outside of the DGG orbit and especially anyone from the Vgg orbit has picked it up from Vaush. I define this tactic as when you put on a sermon for the audience and just babble about your point in a condescending tone, and is even more effective when you either mix it with a gish gallop of evidence or in Vaushs case with superfluous and supererogatory language to further stop any rebuttal. Some examples of this are: -Vaush (obviously) -Mark whats his nuts -Vivianwulf -Dick Wolff -Demonmama -Caleb Mophead -MrFanatiq -Mayo (Little Timmy Nazi Weeb) -Intfared

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Ok! I will add spicy non vegan sauce to your vegan burrito!

Hi guys! First time posting here, English not first language, though I think I do alright in it, but apologies for any mistakes!

This happened today, not to me personally, but to another customer that was the next in line at the food place I was at. To set the scene, this place is much like the famous Tex-mex food joint in the US that serves burritos, burrito bowls, etc, you know the place! There are 'ready made' options, which come with a set configuration of food items, and there is also the option to build one yourself. All the options are written down on a three big banners on top of where the employees make the food, as standard.

I order my food, and I'm waiting for the next employee down the assembly line to finish my burrito with the condiments. A older woman who is carrying herself with that 'I am better than you' attitude, and who definitely looks like someone who does not enjoy fast food often (and looks down on those who do) orders a vegan burrito (one of the preset choices). The employee has to ask still the type of tortilla (white or whole grain) and the type of rice (white or black). The woman is being very lazy with her response looking down at her phone, and taking her sweet time with it. The first employee makes the burrito base, and passes it to the girl down the line, for whom I am waiting to finish my burrito and who is also going to finish the woman's burrito.

The woman asked if she could have any sauce with the burrito. The employee then explains that they do not put any sauce in the vegan burrito, because the sauces are not vegan. She says that they do put in Salsa Verde (which is technically a sauce, but counts as a 'topping' in this store, not a sauce). The woman does not reply, looks up quickly and asks for the 'red chipotle' sauce (as there are pictures in the banner corresponding the sauces). At this store, there are two sauces with very similar names, 'Explosive Chipotle' and 'Creamy Chipotle', one being significantly more spicy than the other one. The Creamy sauce is orange in the photo, and the Explosive red. Neither sauce is vegan as the base is mayo.

The employee is now trying to tell the woman two things; that the sauce she is asking for isn't vegan (in case the woman is, since she ordered a vegan burrito), and that the red sauce is very spicy. Now, maybe this woman knows what shes doing, and she just likes the vegan burrito and can handle her spice. However, from my point of view that was not the case. The employee sa

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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can anyone help identify this flag? i found it hanging outside my house because i put it there
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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I realised I sometimes display the same abusive behaviour as my parents and it's not okay. How do I unlearn this?

I (21f) have been raised by parents that were in an abusive / toxic relationship that was basically a screaming match & power game 24/7. They separated when I was 9, but told me that if it wasn't for me they would have done so years sooner. I went to live with my mom after their separation. As a result, I have pretty bad anxiety and fear of failure.

I've always been more of a 'daddy's girl' although he did some things I disagree with too like occasionally hitting or make it seem like he was going to hit me - making me curl up and prepare for it - and then not hitting me for the sake of displaying power / authority I guess.

My mom and I have never really gotten along that well. When I was 3 she hit me with one of these hard slippers that she regularly wears. When we are in an argument now she still holds up a slipper, threatening to hit me & making me jump back 🀑 It was so bad at 13 that I myself asked my parents to go to a boarding school. I lived there during the week and came home on weekends until I was almost 19.

The thing this post is actually about is that my mom is a really stressed person all the time and a small inconvenience can make her explode. Sometimes it's something that I did, but sometimes it can also just be the plastic bottle of mayo falling over in the fridge. When things like this happen and we get into an argument / fight, she tends to say things like 'go hang yourself', 'I should've swallowed you', 'why can't you do anything right', ect ect.

Although I know this kind of language is hurtful and not okay in any shape, way or form, I was in a fight with my SO yesterday in which he was being pretty rude to me and telling me I need to stop stressing over little things because it stresses him out too. In response I said I wasn't stressing over anything until this argument and that I'm trying very hard * not to strangle him *. (I was really angry but I'm not going into the fight too much, it was resolved an hour later)

See the behaviour of my mom repeating itself? Stressing over little things and saying someting like that? We talked about it and resolved the argument and we're totally fine now, but I just can't seem to shake the realisation that I'm just repeating the abusive behaviour of my mom. That's so not okay.

Can anyone give some advice on how to break / unlearn toxic & abusive behaviour?

I promised my SO to work on it and he promised to not be rude about me stressing over things.

Thank you!

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Reading stuff online, I'm scared of hearing loss. Can TMJ cause hearing loss?

My TMJ started in May of 2021. I have popping mouth, daily headaches, and ear issues like tinnitus and ear pain. I read some Reddit posts and other dentist websites, and they said there is a possibility that TMJ can lead to hearing loss. I'm so scared. I don't want to lose my hearing. I want to hear my kids' voices. I like music, and I want to listen to it. I don't want to learn sign language yet. My mind is so anxious right now. I'm googling like crazy to see if there's a chance that I will have hearing loss. It's odd that I don't see hearing loss is a symptom on Mayo Clinic or Cleveland or Harvard University website. I want to believe that the source of the info is not trustworthy..not coming from a good source, but I'm still very scared!

I'm going to make an appointment with ENT doctor and TMJ dentist at a reputable university. So far, I only do physical therapy and eat soft food.

Can TMJ lead to hearing loss?

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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Are we making a farm for her? Recap of Before the 90 Days S05E03

Gino and Jasmine are about to enjoy their first dinner as a couple in Panama City, and Gino’s forced to read the menu with glasses, proving his age-deflection hat works as well on vision as it does on hair. Thankfully, Jasmine can’t see his red flags, because she is one.

β€œI love being in a new country!” Gino declares, as the waitress approaches. β€œIs there a good burger here? Does it come in disposable packaging? Can it? What does β€˜muy blanco’ mean?”

β€œMuy blanco is mayo, and mucho gringo is mayo with American cheese. If you want the gringo-blanco, that’s poutine instead of fries, and we’ll pretend you’re Canadian.” This waitress has been working awhile.

β€œI smell the presence of estrogen,” Jasmine discretely pees in corners to mark her territory. β€œI’m not leaving him alone. She doesn’t get a chance to warn him.”

Gino is too busy being relieved to notice. β€œMucho gringo, please! I only like cheese when it’s individually wrapped and not cheese at all. Otherwise I’d have to try something exotic, like cheddar.”

β€œNot sure which wine to pair that with, but here’s something red and something white,” the waitress knows.

β€œIt’s gotta be the white one. Hmm. Did you get this from Trader Joe’s? It feels like a 2020 blend,” Gino tests the wine’s legs. β€œNice bouquet. Is that… MadDog 20/20?”

β€œOh, THAT 2020. Well, the red one is strawberry rose Mad Dog. The white is PBR with a shot of corn syrup.” This is not her first day.

β€œDo you need to see my ID?” Gino suddenly remembers. β€œThis hat throws people off all the time.”

β€œWhy are you still talking to the waitress?” Jasmine’s robot voice has clicked over to β€œwarning” mode.

Jasmine receives a text message from someone named Paul, and Gino ignores his instincts to say nothing. That counts as a green light to Jasmine, who leaps up and says that’s her friend Paulina. She shows him how to unlock her phone, and wants to do the same with his.

β€œBecause men cheat,” Jasmine repeats her motto. β€œThat’s what I say every time a restraining order is filed. Before I remind them that they cannot hide.”

β€œWell sometimes I get eczema on my hands,” Gino wants to contribute. β€œThat’s why I buy Lotion For Couples. Is this a good time for product placement?”

The waitress arrives with the check, and Gino seems to consider asking Jasmine to split it before she reminds him that he’s an ATM. Jasmine also declares tipping doesn’t happen in Panama, because people who live there don’t have spare money.

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