Did you hear about Maya Hee?
  • Maya who?

  • Maya Haha....

  • groan!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chanderjeet
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

Itโ€™s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you canโ€™t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

letโ€™s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

Itโ€™s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gurlonreddit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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*KNOCK KNOCK*

P1. Knock knock

P2. Whoโ€™s there?!

P1. Maya

P2. Maya who?

P1. MAAAYA HAHA NUMA NUMA YEAH

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fat-blueberry-panda
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What country is more polite than "Kenya"

>!"Maya"!<

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rmlrmlchess
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Family was talking about food allergies...

Mom: And maya had some...

Me: weird gluten free crackers?

Mom: is she gluten free?

Me: no, I think she's nuts.

Dad: it's not nice to call people nuts. Call them crazy!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Byerlyduck1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Maya

Maya who

Maya hee hee ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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