Math Problem Puns

A list of puns related to "Math Problem"

Why a math problem behaved poorly?

Bad parenthizing.

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👤︎ u/shadowlegend551
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Math puns are a sine of a big problem.
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👤︎ u/chocolaterush
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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What do you say to a math problem you are saving for tomorrow?

Calculator.

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👤︎ u/Bboiz1101
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call a math problem that you can touch and feel?

An algebraille equation.

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👤︎ u/IamGargamelsCat
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Math can be so hard sometimes. The problem was, "Sally had 32 pennies. She gave 32 pennies away to her friend Robin. How many pennies does Sally have left?"

It just makes no cents.

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👤︎ u/0lSherlockl0
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is

A problem of Ex-pun-ential order

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👤︎ u/kyatapleekhai03
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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A horse walks into a bar with a maths problem that says 'If a shape has a width twice the size of its length, which is the greatest in size?'

The barman says 'y, the long face'

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..

I can solve a problem like Maria.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 21 2020
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What do witches use to do math problems?

A cackle-ator

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👤︎ u/deathandpayingtaxes
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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At my church, every Sunday we eat apples and work on math problems.

Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.

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👤︎ u/CSwork1
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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Growing up I couldn’t do math unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that I’m older...

I can’t count on anyone

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👤︎ u/spunkards97
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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That one guy in the math problem is quite reddit.com/r/memes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Nomadic_Inferno
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a tree stuck on a math problem

Stumped

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👤︎ u/dragonslayer67800
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Math Teachers should make all of their story problems about physical exercise.

The answers would always work out.

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👤︎ u/mjleak72
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: “Don’t worry, this is a piece of cake!”...

... I said: “No, it’s a math problem.”

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👤︎ u/samrf1202
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Funny dad joke math problem

My son brings home math homework. Son: dad I can’t figure out this question. Dad: well what’s the question? Son: how do you know this is not an acute angle? Dad: that’s easy son! It’s not an ugly one...

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👤︎ u/a_arroyo726
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Dad, can you help me with this math problem? I'm stuck.

Glad to help, but I'm pretty certain we named you Robert. I'll check with your mom, though.

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👤︎ u/ChaoticFather
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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Math Problems (X-post r/tumblr)
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👤︎ u/heyimhayley
📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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Why doesn't anyone like the average math problem?

Cuz its mean

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👤︎ u/cdtoad
📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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What did the math problem say to the equation before it left?

I'll calcu-LATER!

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👤︎ u/artieboysucks
📅︎ Aug 24 2016
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Math Problems

Dad: "Did you know 4 out of 3 people struggle with math?"

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👤︎ u/scottBIGG
📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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My mom is doing practice math problems and my dad just pulled this one out.

Him: What is 5Q+5Q?

Me: 10Q

Him: You're welcome

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👤︎ u/BurritoFreshDittle
📅︎ May 06 2014
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My brother asked for help on a math problem.

I said "Don't worry it's a piece of cake". My dad responded "No, it's a math problem."

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👤︎ u/roastthatguy
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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