A list of puns related to "Marvelous 3"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
It's Marvel-less
Marvel obviously ran out of names for their heroes. They named him "Antman". Wouldnt it just be better to name him "Uncle"?
It was quite a Marvel.
...but I haven't heard anyone say that in a while.
Edit: You kids have made my day. I'd like to thank all of you for this marvelous chain of dadjokes.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
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In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
Its sad he died but at least he lived a marvelous life
general lee marvelous.
i was at a wedding and one persons suit was marvel characters and my dad says "well that's just marvelous"
doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is
It was Marvelous!
He said it was Marvelous.
A customer at the local grocery store marveled at the proprietorβs quick wit and intelligence.
βTell me, what makes you so smart?β he asked the owner.
βI wouldnβt share my secret with just anyone,β came the reply. Then, lowering his voice so the other shoppers wouldnβt hear, he continued. βBut since youβre a good and faithful customer, Iβll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, youβll be positively brilliant.β
βYou sell them here?β the customer asked.
βOnly $4 apiece,β said the grocer.
The customer quickly bought three. A week later, he was back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he wasnβt any smarter.
βYou didnβt eat enough,β replied the store owner, and the customer went home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he was back and this time he was really angry.
βHey,β he said, βYouβre selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2.Youβre ripping me off!β
βYou see?β replied the grocer.βYouβre smarter already.β
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She was marveled.
"Marvel to introduce female Thor. Women's status in comic books has gone from bad to Norse."
So my whole family went out for the traditional Jewish Christmas Eve dinner of Chinese food, and I marveled at how good the place was, since we'd never tried it out before. Dad says it was a recommendation from a friend of his who I didn't know; I asked what she did and he said she was a 2-year old nursery school teacher.
I replied, "Wow, she must be pretty advanced for a 2-year old if they let her teach nursery school!" My step-mom laughed, then looked at me, then back at my dad, and went "well, he's definitely got your sense of humor."
I'm an architect and visited a house with my boss and the client today which is nearly finished. We were talking about the marble counter he got for his bathroom and how nice it is.
My boss - "Yes, client, we really think you're doing a marvelous job with this so far..."
Me - "Maybe even a marbleous job"
silence
I walked into a Michaels store today and saw a sales sign that had fallen off its stand from one side.
The sales associate saw me looking at it and said, "If you were wondering, we are having a sideways sale!".
I couldn't resist. "Well, that explains why the prices had dropped by half! "
We knew what we did. It was marvelous.
As I was driving and receiving directions from my friend in the back seat while my other friend was in the front seat I knew he would be a great dad.
Me: so turn here?
Backseat: yep take a left on Nichols (the street)
Frontseat friend: well I would rather turn on Dimes....
Followed by his own brand of slight chuckle. It was marvelous
I was talking with my friend about the changes coming to the Marvel character Thor (him becoming a her). My father then pipes up and says "well if I had a sex change I'd be Thor too."
Mighty groans abound.
While watching a Modern Marvels clip about vulcanized rubber I turned to my son and told him "It helped the tires to live long and prosper." He gave me nothing, my own dad however loved it.
We were at Disney marveling at the amount of pineapple sorbet they serve you (for $5, that is) when I said:
"Man, they just Dole it out, don't they?"
My brother just stared at me.
Talking about video games.
Me 'yeah I like Forza.' Him 'but it has Marvel ultimate alliance too.' Me 'I like Forza better.' Him 'so you're a raceist?'
After the credits rolled in typical Marvel fashion, we had an easter egg, of Howard the Duck.
"Looks like the easter egg hatched, otherwise we wouldn't have seen Howard"
It was Marvelous
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