The Floyds Puns

It was bignomeial.

Courtesy of my dad.

But I don't think I need anything at all.

Me: didn't uncle Floyd own a dairy farm?

Mom: It was his parents but they sold it for around 3 million dollars.

Me: Wow, thats a real cash cow.

Dad begins laughing from the other room

I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.

I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...

My wife and I were sitting outside last night and it's been really cold here for the month of May. We live in Floyd County, Indiana.

Wife: "It sure is cold for the month of May."

Me:" Must be this weather in Floyd County during the month of May. I guess you could call it "Floyd Mayweather".....

Kids are playing Minecraft, I'm playing random stuff in iTunes:

Daughter: Oh, is this Another Brick in the Wall?

Me: Yep! Pink Floyd.

Son: So is this...

I look over and he has this shit eating grin on his face and is literally laying a brick wall in Minecraft.

Daughter and I roll our eyes and look back at our screens. I'm so proud right now though :)

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