Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.

It was bignomeial.

Courtesy of my dad.

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I've been listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall lately and my friends tell me I need drugs to have a good experience with it

But I don't think I need anything at all.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2015
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Dad joked my mom today.

Me: didn't uncle Floyd own a dairy farm?

Mom: It was his parents but they sold it for around 3 million dollars.

Me: Wow, thats a real cash cow.

Dad begins laughing from the other room

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Can anyone recommend a builder?

I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.

I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Floyd Mayweather

My wife and I were sitting outside last night and it's been really cold here for the month of May. We live in Floyd County, Indiana.

Wife: "It sure is cold for the month of May."

Me:" Must be this weather in Floyd County during the month of May. I guess you could call it "Floyd Mayweather".....

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Another Brick In The Wall

Kids are playing Minecraft, I'm playing random stuff in iTunes:

Daughter: Oh, is this Another Brick in the Wall?

Me: Yep! Pink Floyd.

Son: So is this...

I look over and he has this shit eating grin on his face and is literally laying a brick wall in Minecraft.

Daughter and I roll our eyes and look back at our screens. I'm so proud right now though :)

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