There's a local restaurant my family frequents called "Deja Vu".

"Have we been here before? I'm sure we've been here before." - Every male member of my family (including my Alzheimer's stricken grandfather).

Every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andysmith94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Request for sexy grammatical pun

Can someone think up a pun that comes from the phrase "Proper Comma Usage" but also relates to the most popular form of male-member based contraception?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dice777
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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We all had our heads in our hands.

My parents were getting the female members of the family boxes of herbs. Mum asked what we should give the male members of the family.

Dad's response: 'Hisbs'.

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