Mad Money Puns

I am insisting that the chimney has to be on the house... but that builder, what he wants is just through the roof!

The fact that Gary Gensler going on with Cramer should get apes pissed. Here this mofo has the balls to accept interview with Cramer a self admitted Hedge Fund market manipulator. Meanwhile he has denied Charles Payne over and over. This sends a message fu retail I’m 100% bought out. If your on Twitter and follow GG on his mad money tweet reply @cvpayne see how many we can get.

I’m (22) and I’m paying for myself. I pay my own rent, school, gas, blah blah. The only thing my parents pay for is health insurance, since I nanny under the table. But my parents still own my car. We got the car when I was 18. I paid for half and my parents paid for half, about $2500 each. We’ve all paid for the expenses to maintain the car. I asked them to sign over the car to me multiple times since, and even offered to pay for the other half.

Last year my car was hit in the parking lot and it managed to dent a few parts. Insurance declared my car totaled and we got $6000. My parents and I agreed that we would use this to buy a new car in the fall before I moved back to school. Unfortunately car prices went up and we decided to wait.

Finally they have decided to sign the car over to me this week. So I asked them “what about the insurance money?” Since my car is almost valueless since the crash. They immediately said no. So I put together a list of things that the $6000 would help with. But I also said I would be totally okay with whatever they give me, but that even $2000 could provide safety. I mean I get paid $250 a week and I’m broke 24/7. It could change my life. They followed by calling me a spoiled brat and entitled.

Now keep in mind, my dad makes $170,000 a year and my mom makes about $95,000 a year. They’ve almost paid off the house they bought 5 years ago. They have over a million in savings. They just recently went on a 2 and a half week vacation in Hawaii at a resort and spa. They also went to 4 other places last year. They both have brand new cars as well. $6000 to them was 2/3 of the cost on ONE of their vacations.

They decided that they will give me $1000. I just smiled and said thank you I appreciate it. And that was followed by my parents saying “see we knew you would be ungrateful, this is why we don’t want to give you the rest!” I told them I was grateful and that anything helps. My mom then ended the call by saying I better make sure nothing happens to the car because I don’t have the money to fix it.

So long story short… AITA?? I mean I’m upset about this but I haven’t fought them. I haven’t even been rude about it at all because i don’t want to just get nothing! Even $1000 will help A LOT.

Edit: I didn’t think I needed to mention this part but the biggest reason they wouldn’t sign the car over to me before was because my mom had been lying to my dad. She never told him that I paid for half the car. When we went shopping

• Getting a bank charter is a very arduous process.
• Bank charter is a huge milestone for the company and allows it to serve members much better.
• The goal is to be a one-stop-shop for all financial needs and decisions. This bank charter would allow it to be done in a more deferential way.
• SoFi Money instead of currently partnering with other banks would become SoFi’s own Checking & Savings accounts. It will be able to give higher than anyone’s interest rate with no fees and provide overdraft protection. It will allow paying with your phone, cards, and your friends. (We will just ask you to do direct deposit with us against the backdrop)
• SoFi is a digital company without a lot of branches and built on modern technology with lower cost base. It has a lot more that could give back to the consumer.
• The bank license allows lowering the spending cost of funding by about 50%.
• SoFi's loan funding cost goes down to 1% with the bank license from the original 2 to 3%.
• SoFi will be able to offer high savings/checking interest rates without minimal balance and restrictions on spending.
• 4 types of loans and mortgages will be able to be done in all 50 states instead of just 40 states.
• Great credit performance with loans.
• Bank license would allow more attractive loan rates which would improve SoFi’s credit even more.
• SoFi Stadium allowed SoFi to become a trusted household bank name.
• Our goal is to become top five financial institutions in the country.
• Noto had an absolutely emotional moment to have the privilege to lead a company like SoFi and get a bank license which is something he never dreamed of.
• SoFi is absolutely going after the 500 million accounts that are still tied to legacy/FDIC banks.
• SoFi wants to be a lifelong partner and member to their customers.
• SoFi Invest provides the ability to buy 30 different cryptos.

Jim said “Congratulations”

On 10-11-2021, BTC hit a new ATH of 69,000, in the following month of December 4, BTC hit 42,000.

This doesn't happen on its own, someone out there took the time and effort to create a bunch of major sell orders at 69K building or what we traders call "invisible wall" and buying orders at 42000. It could be a single whale or whales.

Is it immature? yes.

Is it hilarious? yes.

Is the whale(s) a mega chad? yes.

I can't wait for news articles to quote this and go "look how immature the market is", good luck doing this with your stocks folks.

She keeps saying this is selfish and "not how I raised you." I tried to explain these are my beliefs and what I value, but she has no argument other than I'm selfish. It makes me angry tbh, but I'm thinking about just lying to her and say yes, I would buy, just to let go of this stupid fight.

The funniest thing is that she completely stopped to eat meat thanks to my influence (I never even asked her to) but for some context, she bought some snacks with meat to my grandparents and I told her that wasn't good, but didn't try to force her to not buy or anything.

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/ry5jcf/cause_jesus_pays_the_bills/ I saw this and I think we have all gotten this fake money. I get heated just thinking about it and it is amazing how clueless people are to give this out. Has a younger person ever given you the bible money or is it just old people?

good, bad or indifferent?

added: https://twitter.com/RussellKBrett/status/1483859474783821832

I, (14m) have a lot of friends that play games on their Ps4/5s, pcs/laptops, or Xboxes. They usually play together in parties, squads, etc. on weekends and holidays. I'm the only one in the group who can't. I have a laptop than can barely run something like Roblox, and A 3DS (self explanatory).

I know this seems like a first world problem and that there's a lot more things to be worried about, but It makes me feel really left out from my group of friends. Since we live a while away I'm pretty much left in the dark during holidays unless my mom allows me to hang out (which is rare). I've tried saving up for a Ps4 with my allowance of $20 a month and whatever was left of my birthday money, since my mom refused to get me one because it was a lot of money (I don't mind as $300 is a lot, and I don't know what she could be going through)

Around 2 months ago, I had around $235 saved up, and was about to get my allowance, so I was really excited. I asked my mom if she could maybe lend me the remaining $45 so I could buy the console, but she still refused, and told me to save up on my own. It was disappointing, but I didn't care since I was so close. then, last month, my mom asked to borrow $150 for some expenses. She had lost her credit card and was getting it back in around a week, so I didn't mind as I assumed she'd give it back soon. And I don't know much about our expenses and how much she can provide for us (she refuses to tell me, saying that it's none of my business), so I didn't want to be an ass and potentially ruin something. I gave her the money, and that was that.

{The part where I might've been the asshole}

I asked her about the money here and there, since the winter break was coming up and I really wanted to enjoy it by playing with my friends. She told me that she'd give it back eventually, how I shouldn't be rushing, etc. so I waited. Yesterday, I asked her about the money and told her that I really needed it right now. She lashed out at me, telling me that the ps4 didn't matter, that it was just a stupid waste of money, and that I didn't need the money if I was going to use it on something so useless. I was really mad at her, I saved up for MONTHS for it at this point, and I didn't want to start from scratch. I yelled back at her, telling her that it was my money, I could do whatever the hell I wanted with it, and that it wasn't her business what I spent my allowance on or what I saved for. She got mad at me for saying that, told me

… we know where bbig is going on near future. Straight up!

hello reddit users,This morning something happened that has me very angry,I was going to see my aunt to be able to reserve a game at a mall that is coming out soon, normal, my grandmother said that she would call my mother to see if she would let me use some money that I had saved for my own things that an uncle gave me grandfather and my father, and they both told me that I would like the money in whatever I wanted, and well I wanted to pre-purchase a game, the point is that my mother and grandmother are angry with me because that money could be spent on notebooks, uniforms and paying a preparation for the state test this year, the ICFES in the case of Colombia, the point is that my father and my grandfather, as I already said, told me to spend the money on whatever I wanted, and in the case of my father I He said that I manage my own money and that I should not let my mother spend my money, that I should spend it myself on whatever I wanted.

The question is that first of all we don't have money problems and by law they would in theory have to subsidize uniforms, notebooks and all that, it makes me angry that my mother has a good salary and it seems to me that she is being very stingy, according to my grandmother. She is still paying for some things but I ask her to explain which ones and she says nothing, and according to her if I spend that money she will not buy me uniforms, notebooks and the preparation for the state test, but I want to spend my money on my own things , I am 16 years old and it should not be my obligation to pay for these things, if we had serious money problems I would understand, but my mother has a super salary as I already mentioned and in fact she did not claim me for those things about me paying for notebooks, uniforms, etc. before my great uncle and my father gave me that money, then, am I THE AITA for getting angry that my mother does not let me use my own money for my own things?

1/12 - On Mad Money Jim Cramer was reviewing callers portfolios for being balanced. A gentleman called in and the first four stocks were big and well recognized companies. The caller said that he had Rocket Lab as his fifth large holding for a little spice in the portfolio. Cramer had some good things to say about Rocket Lab and it being the "Real Deal". He them gave the well balanced portfolio his blessings. When the video becomes available check it out. I'm sure someone will post the the link in the comments.

He says all I have to do is study

bruh moment

When their advertisers start getting calls of dislike and Boycotts by tens of thousands of people they will put pressure on these talking head fools to STFU or lose their funding.

It works. They will downvote this thread because they know it works.

Recently my mom came into a lot of money from an inheritance. I don’t know the exact amount but I’d say about 50,000.

I asked to borrow 2,300 to pay off some stuff with the full intent to pay her back ASAP. She said no.

Mind you this is the woman that took thousands from me over the years to cover her financial mistakes. That includes over 6,000 she borrowed and never paid back and ultimately stuck my dad with that debt when my parents broke up.

She also cashed about 600 dollars worth of savings bonds that were bought for me when I was a child. I only found out when my dad was going through stuff and found the old receipt.

I get that her inheritance is ultimately her money and she can choose to do whatever she wants with it. I don’t think I’m entitled to anything at all from her.

I’m just feeling a bit resentful that she has no problem taking money from me and sticking others with the debt or not paying it back at all.

Mostly because she always acted very entitled to my money I worked for when she lived with me. I didn’t get to have access to my debit card without getting her permission until I was 21 and my online bank account until I was 26.

I should mention I am disabled and my mom probably did this with what I’ll assume was my best interests at heart. I’d like to believe while she controlled this stuff she wasn’t secretly taking money from me. But the way she demanded I lend her or money or the savings bond thing has me maybe thinking otherwise now.

I love my mom but I can’t help feeling she’s so greedy with money. Like she’ll gladly take mine and not pay me back but tell me to screw off when I needed genuine help and fully intend to repay my debts.

I’ll never say it to her face, but secretly I am a bit angry and resentful.

AITA for feeling this way?

• Getting a bank charter is a very arduous process.
• Bank charter is a huge milestone for the company and allows it to serve members much better.
• The goal is to be a one-stop-shop for all financial needs and decisions. This bank charter would allow it to be done in a more deferential way.
• SoFi Money instead of currently partnering with other banks would become SoFi’s own Checking & Savings accounts. It will be able to give higher than anyone’s interest rate with no fees and provide overdraft protection. It will allow paying with your phone, cards, and your friends. (We will just ask you to do direct deposit with us against the backdrop)
• SoFi is a digital company without a lot of branches and built on modern technology with lower cost base. It has a lot more that could give back to the consumer.
• The bank license allows lowering the spending cost of funding by about 50%.
• SoFi's loan funding cost goes down to 1% with the bank license from the original 2 to 3%.
• SoFi will be able to offer high savings/checking interest rates without minimal balance and restrictions on spending.
• 4 types of loans and mortgages will be able to be done in all 50 states instead of just 40 states.
• Great credit performance with loans.
• Bank license would allow more attractive loan rates which would improve SoFi’s credit even more.
• SoFi Stadium allowed SoFi to become a trusted household bank name.
• Our goal is to become top five financial institutions in the country.
• Noto had an absolutely emotional moment to have the privilege to lead a company like SoFi and get a bank license which is something he never dreamed of.
• SoFi is absolutely going after the 500 million accounts that are still tied to legacy/FDIC banks.
• SoFi wants to be a lifelong partner and member to their customers.
• SoFi Invest provides the ability to buy 30 different cryptos.

Jim said “Congratulations”