A list of puns related to "Mac And Me"
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Mods, if this is against the rules, I apologize. Feel free to remove and I'll try and find better luck on Google.
I'm a middle school teacher and my 8th graders are graduating on Thursday. They've been a great, wonderful class to have, but they always complain about lame my jokes are. I feel that the most suitable way to send them off would be, either on the last day of class or at their graduation ceremony, would be to send them off with their own individual dad roast from me. (Think Norm MacDonald at the Bob Saget roast).
If anybody has any good dad roast jokes that won't get me fired nor get misconstrued for bullying, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks!
Took my iMac in because the hard disc failed. The machine is 6 yrs old so I was made to feel embarrassed coz it was 'vintage and obsolete, Apple don't carry parts and can't help'. I was becoming a bit pissed off at the attitude I was getting then more pissed off when Mr Genius started to tell me to buy some suction pads that glaziers use to carry sheets of glass around, pull out the screen, undo 18 screws etc etc to change the disc myself. That's when I hit him with...
"Glaziers' suction pads? I thought they were only compatible with windows"
He didn't even flinch. Just completely ignored it and carried on sneering at me for having the audacity to be using an old machine. I left feeling like a piece of shit with only pride in my joke keeping me going.
She had just put her Mac (laptop) back in her bag and started looking for the food she brought.
Her: I can't find my apple.
Me: That's because you just put it in your bag!
She refused to high five me after
Wife "your lunch is very orange"
4yo "what do you mean? "
Wife "well you have Mac and cheese which is orange and a Clementine which is orange"
Me "well, the Clementine is only a little orange"
Friend: I've been eating pudding and other luiqidy foods for almost a week now.
Me: that sucks, when will you be able to eat regularly?
Friend: I'm hoping in three days. I want pizza and mac and cheese.
Me: Solid goals, brother.
I never got a reply..
Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.
Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.
Me: They sold Kraft?
Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.
Me: What is it?
Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth
Many laughs ensued
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