I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
In nutshell – hmm. My last post for year 2021. I can't believe how year flew so fast. I went from "What kind of mischief is Mikado planning to do" to "I hope Mikado can help Kaguya". What a year can do to your perspective. I am kidding. This is not about Mikado but about manga chapters from this year in general.
This is one of those infamous introspective ramblings. Once again, I want to thank my readers for reading them. So grab your cup of tea or whatever beverage of choice you may have on your hand and lets go down my memory lane. This is going to be little long. So, bear with me.
A few years back, I came across a documentary on love life of super wealthy teenagers. Most if not all complained about lack of large dating pool and how their love life was literally confined by it. I would have passed this up as some kind of rich kid's problem, if I had not firsthand seen the issue with my own eyes. I went to what could be considered as real-life version of Shunchin. The trouble I soon realized was, navigating social circle in this school, was matter of keeping both eyes on financial and page 6 news. The words best friend and love interest were coined for "acceptable to my family", "useful to my family" or "foisted on me by my family". Friendship broke for reasons that had nothing to do with kids themselves.
When I first joined the school, I was told never to go near high school restrooms as ghost lived there. It was when I reached my high school, I found out it was rumor to protect young kids from ultra-rich students who had turned molestation into art form. This was before #METOO became norm. The ghost rumor was students’ way of protecting young ones when school's hands were tied by school board and wealthy parents. So, when Shunchin Principal talked about how his hands were sometime tied, I was instantly reminded of that incident. The school was 6 long year of Maki level of pain but it taught me far more about high society than I wanted to know. Indian film industry taught me rest.
Love in Kaguyasama on surface seems like everyday teenage love story - albeit with some class difference. Shunchin hovers at backdrop. Apart from Kaguya's immense in your face wealthy status, manga does not draw attention to the social status of other students. It is forgiven to think that this manga will focus on parental opposition - source of teenage angst than what it is about- real social difference. **The difference between two people in question is so huge th
... keep reading on reddit ➡Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
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And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
