I used to think there was nothing I could do about being lob-sided without expensive surgery, but was advised to put ab extra in-sole in one shoe, so...

I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beonebagge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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It's a sign.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExXpatriot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Have I failed as a father?

I have a teenaged son who just simply doesn't get dad jokes. At all. Today he was in his bedroom with his door mostly closed, but open just a crack, and he was playing some game on his computer and Skyping with a friend. He gave me a great opportunity as I walked by his door so I lobbed an easy one at him.

Him (excitedly yelling) : "I have silent boots on!"

Me: "Sounds to me like you're wearing loud boots"

Him: "No. They're silent"

*sigh*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleMonkeyFeet
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