This is a video of healing of my PCNL wound from day 5 to 47.
Here's a full version of "Lithotomy over my digital self", which is (sort of) a tribute to Bosch's painting about lithotomy ("Cutting the stone"). It's analog, 100x140cm on aluminum plate.
More details about the process on this Behance page
Thanks for your feedbacks
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The dorsal part is the easy bit, so let's get that out of the way- it basically means "on your back." Makes perfect sense when you're lying there with your legs in stirrups and your what-have-yous exposed to the world.
The lithotomy part is what confused me about the term for this position. A lithotomy is the procedure of the cutting out of a (kidney, gall) stone from the body from Greek "lithos-" stone, and "-tomia," cutting. What does this have to do with lying supine with your legs up in the air, genitals flapping about in the wind? Why isn't there a special, fancy word for this common position that today has nothing to do with the removal of stones?
It starts with the perineum, that sexy, hairy, innervated line from your asshole (anus) to your vagoo/ballsack (vulva and scrotum respectively). Sometimes referred to as the "taint," a contraction if "it ain't your balls and it ain't your asshole," or in some regional dialects the gooch or the grundle (sources needed).
Way back when, predating Hippocrates even, treatment for stones was a highly specialized practice. Lithotomists were surgeons who specialized in cutting through the perineum to remove these pesky calculi, and it was not something that physicians were supposed to treat: "The ancient Greek Hippocratic Oath includes the phrase: "I will not cut for stone, even for the patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners," a clear warning for physicians against the "cutting" of persons "laboring under the stone"; an act that was better left to surgeons, as distinct from physicians." This procedure must have hurt like hell. But hey, it's gotta be better than jagged rocks bouncing around in your bladder, right?
Luckily today we have lasers (laser lithotripsy) and shock waves (extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy) to break up stones to make them easier to pass through urination, but the awkward position we find ourselves in when our junk is being fingerbanged by a doctor still references ancient chirurgical specialists.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When do you guys call the surgical end time? When dressings are on, when patient is supine from say a prone procedure, legs down from lithotomy?
Looking for feedback here.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
