I’ve always wanted to live in a lighthouse...

I’ve been on and off the idea for years.

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👤︎ u/trendfoll
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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A very lighthouse
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👤︎ u/Rekrap21
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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Lighthouses are misleading.

They're actually very heavy.

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📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Told a friend I was thinking of buying a lighthouse

He said "That's your lookout"

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📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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👤︎ u/Reyneo
📅︎ Jun 20 2015
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A lighthouse
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📅︎ Oct 12 2014
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Someone said "look at lighthouse!"

I said "it looks pretty heavy to me"

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📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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Parents visited the lighthouse at the coast

Dad said it was the highlight of his trip

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👤︎ u/RawrHaus
📅︎ Oct 24 2016
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My sister wants to get a lighthouse tattoo

After much opposition from friends and family, my dad asked "would you rather her get a heavy house?"

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👤︎ u/GobBluth19
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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What house weighs the least?

A lighthouse.

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📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Just got back from an interview as a housesitter. The lady said it involved some light housekeeping.

I've answered 'I've never kept a lighthouse before, but I'm willing to try'.

She said she'll give me a call.

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👤︎ u/Demonazzzz
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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What type of house doesn't weigh much?

A lighthouse

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📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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A father and his son are by the beach

They start to admire the holiday homes that are near the beach

"How heavy do you think this house is?" His son suddenly asks, pointing at one of them.

"I don't think it'll be that heavy," the dad replied, "since it's a lighthouse."

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👤︎ u/kiyneeee
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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What's the easiest house to move with?

Lighthouse.

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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What kind of house can you carry?

A lighthouse

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📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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Yesterday i carries a house from london to machester

People ask how I did it I said it was only a lighthouse

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📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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What kind of house isnt heavy?

A LIGHThouse

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📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I'm gonna be turning my lights off this Halloween and pretending I'm not in.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.

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📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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Doctor told me I needed to rest and shouldn't do anything except light housework

I said that sounds great, I love lighthouses!

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📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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The tale of Ivan Ivanavich (Long)

There once was a man from the Ukraine named Ivan Ivanavich. Now Ivan and his family were dirt poor, in fact they were so poor, that they had to sell the cockroaches and rats they found in their hovel to make some spare change to to feed their many family members. One day, Ivan decided it was time to travel to the United States to try and have a better life and miraculously he managed to get aboard a ship to the States. Now his journey on this ship was miserable, he was down in the bowels of the ship, which was flooded with rats and feces, but he hunkered down and gave it his all to survive this terrible journey. finally, one day he hears commotion above, they had arrived at last. Ivan walks up to the topside of the old ship and sees the New York Harbor. He stands there amazed seeing such a beautiful sight. Ivan starts his life in New York but he doesn't have a significantly better life than the one he left behind. Nobody is interested in hiring immigrants but eventually he lands himself a gig of selling old newspapers. He would go through garbage cans to find old papers and would sell them to people in the poorer part of town. He makes slightly more spare change, but not really enough to live a better life. In his spare time, which he had plenty, he decides to start free diving in the bay. He goes there each day, and started to get really good at it. One day, an owner of a Circus spots him diving and is amazed at how good he is. He decides to offer Ivan a job at his circus doing performance diving. Ivan eagerly accepts and begins his career as a circus member performing amazing high jumps into really small containers of water. After a few months of doing this he suggests to the owner one amazing jump to wow everyone and put his circus on top of the entertainment world. The owner contemplates this and eventually agrees. He rents a ship much like the one Ivan arrived in and placed the smallest container yet. The radio and tv crews, journalist all arrive to spectate the event of a lifetime. The hour arrives and Ivan begins his climb up a massive lighthouse on the edge of the cliff, and the ship is positioned into place beneath him. Ivan is very nervous but decides it's go time, and jumps from the massive lighthouse. As Ivan falls, he takes perfect form heading straight towards his target. As he dives a sudden wave pushes the ship ever slightly throwing off the careful alignment. Ivan hits the deck and goes straight through the top of the ship. The spectato

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👤︎ u/Entophreak
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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