I beat a player with the name ToeLicker in an online chess game.

I guess he got the taste of defeat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DisfatBidge__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2022
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HELP, does anyone know what LGBTQ stand for?

Nobody seems to give me a straight answer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifelessclown31
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2022
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The ATF arrested my dog today.

Seems she didn’t have a licker license.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mgsalinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2022
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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer...

Plus it's super fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2022
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He’d be so good at holding his licker
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GenericNewName
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2019
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my girlfriend says she's only with me because

i'm great at punnilingus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlipSix3Hole_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2019
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My in-laws got a pair of dogs: Elvis and Brandy

Elvis ain't nothing but a hound dog

And Brandy is a licker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tuxedo_Muffin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2021
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What do you call a Canadian suck-up?

Aboot licker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/esotetris
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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People who name their dogs; Bailey, Brandy, Sherry, Jameson, Hooch or other names of the likes..

Are far more likely to have licker problems

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Plothound
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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Seen on a dog owner's doormat

"Dog can't hold his licker."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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Guess where I keep all the lollipops?

In the licker cabinet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2020
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Why don’t they let dogs in bars?

Because they can’t hold their licker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CatsAndIT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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My dog is like a bad drunk

He can't hold his licker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redmouse9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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My dog was licking himself

My brother and I both yelled at him to stop and my dad came out of nowhere and said "he must have his licker license"

We both let out a sigh.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stay_Cold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2016
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My Dad has a dog named Whiskey.

She's a licker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wornleather
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2017
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My dad's new dog has a personal space issue and he pops off with this...

Dad-"I have to put that dog in AA."

Me- "why?"

Dad-"She can't hold her licker."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alterpanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2017
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Just now while cooking at my house on labor day... My dog was wondering around my kitchen.

Dad: You should have name your dog whisky Me: Why??? Dad: Because he's a licker Mom: sighs and slowly shakes head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burn23notice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2016
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Why aren't dogs allowed in bars?

Because they can't hold their licker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SadMasshole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2018
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