Why are some women lesbian?
Because they have a nut allergy (this is entirely a joke).
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︎ Mar 08 2021
My lesbian neighbors gave me a really cool Rolex watch for my birthday!
I donβt think they understood me when I said, βI wanna watch.β
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Just found out lesbians actually cook.
I thought they just ate out..
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My vegan daughter just came out as a lesbian...
I called it being Vagitarian.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
How do Roman lesbians have sex?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What did the lesbian pirate say during sex?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
If Courtney Love Married Courtney Cox, they would become a Lesbian couple both named Courtney Love-Cox
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What would you call a lesbianβs penis?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Saw this on a tiktok about a lesbian couple that look like sisters - Dopplebangers
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What do you call a band of well-armed lesbians?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. βThatβs easyβ, he replied...
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︎ Jun 07 2020
My lesbian friends wanted a Full House themed wedding, but the priest refused.
He didnβt want to marry Kate and Ashley.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
They donβt like Dickβs
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What do you call an ex lesbian?
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︎ Dec 23 2019
My teacher just asked me how I wiew lesbian relationships
Apparently 4K wasnt the answer
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︎ Oct 26 2019
How can you tell if a hen chicken is a lesbian?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Are lesbians Vegan? (Rest of pun in text)
because they dont like Meat.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?
One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl
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︎ May 18 2019
what do you call it when a lesbian and a gay man fall in love
no one knows but it seems they straightened out their differences
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︎ Dec 30 2018
What do you call a lesbian in a closet?
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︎ Jan 20 2019
What do you call a hotel for lesbians?
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︎ Oct 19 2018
If you're lesbian. Wouldn't you be more-bie instead of less-bie.
Please don't be offended by this, I'm a lesbian myself.
People get easily offended that's why I'm saying this
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︎ Oct 11 2018
Why do lesbians only shop at Academy for sporting goods?
Because they hate Dick's.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
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︎ Nov 22 2016
Why don't republican and democratic lesbians get along?
They're part of a different dykeotomy.
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︎ May 13 2018
If you parent are lesbian. You live in a mom-eat-mom world
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︎ Jul 18 2017
When a child is being adopted by a lesbian couple.. who tells the dad jokes?
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Lesbian Crush
A while back there was this lesbian who had a crush on me, and my boyfriend, being the loveable asshole he is, says "she's obviously just not thinking straight"...
He was completely unaware so I responded with one word: "Exactly."
He had never been more proud.
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︎ Jan 20 2015
My dad threw this one out after my brother jokingly called my a lesbian.
Bro: "/u/le90skid's a lesbian!"
My sister: "Wow... We just learned your gender and sexualitly in one go... That's a lot to take in."
Dad: "It's nothing to take in, that's the point."
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︎ Jul 22 2015
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
We really do taste like chicken.
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︎ Jul 17 2018
What kind of watch do lesbians prefer?
Timex. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (my dad obviously...not yours.)
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︎ Apr 22 2018
A lesbian threesome is just a ma'am sandwich.
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︎ Nov 16 2014
My pastor friend refused to participate in a Full House themed lesbian wedding.
He didnβt want to marry Kate and Ashley.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
My Lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for my birthday
I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch"
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︎ Aug 12 2018
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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︎ Apr 01 2019
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
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