In the distant future earth found herself enveloped in the flames of nuclear war. Land cracked, years of work burnt away, any form of decency and common courtesy destroyed all in this forgotten war's flame. All life appeared to have been wiped from the face of the earth. BUT... not really! Humanity lived on! (Along with some really stubborn animals) Returning our once civilized world to a time when sheer strength (and giant mechs) held ultimate sway.

Man mutated to meet these hellish standards. Taller, Lasting Longer, and Die Harder-er? What ancient humans would see as demi-gods were the average joes in this dark, dark, edgy time. Some men grew more animalistic traits to counter the harsher climate of mother earth named Critters with some flat out denying their humanity to become the apex monstrosities that named themselves Mutants.

It was a stagnant thousand years... Murder Hobos, ^(Rape Storms), and the General bad things in your dystopian disaster hell!

All of which would change with the birth of Mankind's savior(?) The Emperor! Though not instant The Emperor was to be the hero that brings mankind back to its former glory(?)! In true our noble Emperor was nothing more than a Murder Fucking Warlord in his early years. All of which changed upon coming across some ancient knowledge. A few years later our warmongering Saturday Morning cartoon villain became a Divine Ruler on a mission to reform mankind's edgelord phase into a proper Empire! Armored in a "Divine" Mech called a Dreadnought and accompanied by his boyz he set out on his holy mission.

A few crusades later and Humanity had entered a time of relative peace and prosperity rebuilding and reeducating mother earth's wayward children as best as they could.

Thus giving birth to the "HOLY MAN IMPERIAL EMPIRE"!

Sadly, this peace would only be for a few hundred years before a Mutant called "B0SS" rebelled against our holy empire.

Misunderstandings, a few failed assassination attempts, duels, the death of the Emperor's daughter, and the incapacitation of both side's leaders happened and now we have a war between humans and mutants.

Our story will put us in the life of Hugo, who has no connection to any of this other than his ability to somewhat pilot a Dreadnought, a student at the Imperial Dreadnought Academia as he works to become a proper dreadnought and learn of this somewhat mess of an empire.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Le Monde, a general French newspaper, is publishing a series of 5 articles describing French gay life from WW2 to the years 1980. I propose a translation of the articles.

1. "I gonna tell you my life as a faggot:" the testimony of one of the last Frenchmen condemned for homosexuality
2. Before 1982, the memories of homosexuals taken in paddy wagons
3. "You cannot catch homosexuality:" in 1975, "les Dossiers de l'écran" talks about homosexuality for the first time on TV

Note: "t.n." stands for "tranlsator's note," for extra information provided to give more background about French society.

Before 1982, the memories of homosexuals taken in paddy wagons

Original article from Ariane Chemin, published on 18 January 2022.

"The clandestine years" (2/5). In France of the years 1960 and 1970, homosexuals are still outcasts, often arrested by the police and sued. Le Monde met the last remaining witnesses of this time.

Who knew, among the cinema-lovers of the Katorza, in Nantes (north-west of France, t.n.)? Who could imagine that Jean-Serge Pineau and Henri Le Callonec, managers of the art movies cinema on Graslin square, had both been jailed, before living together for more than forty years? Their life could have inspired one of the movies they usually put in their theater, but their past was not the one you would expose publicly. About twenty years after the death of his uncle Henri, Alexandre Le Callonec, 39 years old, reveals to Le Monde this love story back from another time. After the death of Jean-Serge, end 2020, this nephew is much more than the official heir of the missing couple: he is the legatee of a heartbreaking family secret.

The story takes place before the 4th August 1982, −a notably unknown date− when a law proposed by Robert Badinter, minister of Justice of François Mitterrand (socialist president of France from 1981 to 1995, t.n.), repeals a law enacted during the war by Philippe Pétain and Pierre Laval (resp. chief of State and prime minister of authoritarian French State from 1940 to 1944, t.n.). Allowing relations betwee

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill