How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Allow me to introduce myself
Introducing the fauna of the human body
How dit the butcher introduce his wife?
The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...
...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
My wife was very excited to finally introduce our kids to her sister...
How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?
I introduce to you, my thoughts at 3AM
How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?
This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.
My wife is mad that I keep introducing her as “my ex-girlfriend”
How does German bread introduce itself?
I was wrestling with my 7 yr old just now and introduced him to "stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
Me and my wife were scrambling to leave the house today. I happened to introduce myself to the mailman at the perfect time. His name was Mikey. Just then I turned back inside...
And yelled "HONEY, I FOUND THEM!"
I tried introducing young people to 80s music especially hall and oats
I didn’t know i was that out of touch
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?
They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. "This is Beth." I said, introducing my kid. "And what's Beth short for?" he asked.
"Because she's only three." I answered.
Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
My wife asked me to introduce our kids to the 90s rock I grew up on.
I told her sure but some of it is Garbage.
How does an eskimo introduce themselves to others?
I met a man named Jim Apple the other day.
He has trouble introducing himself in France.
What would you say if you had 2 friends named Meat and you were introducing them to each other?
Meat meet Meat. Meat meet Meat.
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
Gravity is the most successful...
LED is in the past. Now we're introducing...
Guys, I introduced my dad to Venmo.
He just requested $50 from me for “6 and under tee ball registration fee.”
They've introduced a new Xanax-flavoured ice cream
Now you can finally chill
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Luca Portabello...
Person 1: Thanks for introducing me to minimalism
Person 2: Its the least I can do
How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
How did the butcher introduce his girlfriend?
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
My wife is mad that I keep introducing her as “my ex-girlfriend”
I've decided to marry a pencil
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
How do you introduce a hamburger?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
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